Ahmad

#Lakers. Literature teacher. Playstation Gamer. PSN: UnCommonCarbon. A rock rolling down a hill.

[Ahmad @DevsAdvocate]

He’s not even funny anymore. Just babbling

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump: "The other day a senator I knew got a text from his wife. She said, 'When you get home, I want to have you immediately come up the stairs and make love to me.' And he said, 'I can't do both.' You know? Haha. In other words, haha, you can't go up the stairs and make love. Does anybody get that?…In other words, he can't go up the stairs and make love. Too old. You know?…Does anybody understand this stuff?"

[Ahmad @DevsAdvocate]

@Criterion He cleaned house I love this

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@hashitpurohit No to McConaughey and Di Caprio. Yes to Hardy and Bale.

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@LegionHoops Zero self awareness

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@patrickbetdavid Cornball guy

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@Wiyve Still an asshole

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@Sixfever It’s peak MCU

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@FilmBart Fucking internet trying to convince people that Good Will Hunting is a weird title after 30 fucking years… it’s a clever title.

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@koreanoli Endless aura on one of the goats here

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@PopBase Give Monica something to work with gotdamn she’s having to act off a wooden vertical chopping board

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@bigmonkeong He did anything but slide

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@FilmUpdates @vulture James Gunn on there

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@DiscussingFilm this dude dont have time to be Batman

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (making no progress in therapy, eating ice cream sundaes, staring forlornly at swimming pools, watching old movies)

[Ahmad @DevsAdvocate]

@sillygirlism Her face didn’t even move when she opened her mouth 🤣

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@scorsesepoint Boaf

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@brndxix Both her and Katie Holmes were underwhelming opposite Christian Bale…

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@TheCinesthetic Read the novel, studied it, and watched this when I was 18 at university and didn’t know literature could make me feel so disgusted yet invested all at once.

[Ahmad @DevsAdvocate]

We will never see brilliance like this again. That “at ta ta” when he points the gun at him 👌