Boist3rous_Terpsikhore

Marketing & Social Media. Anti-social extrovert. Fluent in sarcasm and facial expressions. Zeta (ΔΘ) | ♌️ | All 💭= mine

[Boist3rous_Terpsikhore @Devyn_N]

@Venmo All of the above 😂😂

[Boist3rous_Terpsikhore @Devyn_N]

I told my husband if WE go to @Target he’s there to push the basket and make no comments as the vibes make decisions for us. I don’t make the rules 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Boist3rous_Terpsikhore @Devyn_N]

And then had the nerve to not arrive 🙃

[Boist3rous_Terpsikhore @Devyn_N]

This is why I don’t jig with the pony express. I put a card in the mail and now I’m like “DID YOU GET IT OR NOTTTT?” 🫠

[Boist3rous_Terpsikhore @Devyn_N]

I now know that I should have started saving for adulthood in the womb because clearly any later was too late 🥴

[Boist3rous_Terpsikhore @Devyn_N]

Why does having stamps make me feel like I NEED to mail something??? Like, I’ve come up with 40 something reasons to use the effing stamps knowing GOOD AND WELL mailing something never ceases to irritate me 🫠😑🙃

[Boist3rous_Terpsikhore @Devyn_N]

Hey Louisville! Let’s get some more restaurants in this place! Looking at you @NandosUSA @VapianoUSA Velvet Taco @SeoulTaco @shakeshack 👀

#LouisvilleFoodie

[Boist3rous_Terpsikhore @Devyn_N]

I know a few things, but not why I walked into this room right now

[Boist3rous_Terpsikhore @Devyn_N]

@Taidagreat92 Are we no longer getting the bussdown iced out nameplate and matching anklet????? Like I gotta get his face on my faceeeee? FOR WHYYYYYY?

[Boist3rous_Terpsikhore @Devyn_N]

Don’t trust me to make good decisions for the group after an outing b/c who knows WTF we bouta be doing?!?

Shopping
Riding go carts
A wild trip to Lake Erie to find Nessie
Solving a local cold case *snaps file like a fan*

🤷🏾‍♀️

[Boist3rous_Terpsikhore @Devyn_N]

As a one day tattooed grandparent, I’m excited to subject my grandchildren to the stories behind EACH AND EVERY tattoo 😂

[Boist3rous_Terpsikhore @Devyn_N]

And then our dumbasses moved again a year and three months later 😤 #theghetto

[Boist3rous_Terpsikhore @Devyn_N]

My brain has officially rejected the idea of moving again for at least 2 business years 😂

[Boist3rous_Terpsikhore @Devyn_N]

Me any time I’m talking and someone interrupts my thought with their thought:

[Boist3rous_Terpsikhore @Devyn_N]

Why think about the Roman Empire when there are so many cold cases to solve?! Right, @GHardstark l?!?

[Boist3rous_Terpsikhore @Devyn_N]

DARE warned us about all kinda drugs, but caffeine wasn’t in any of those kits 😂🥴

[Boist3rous_Terpsikhore @Devyn_N]

@pulte $DevynNance

[Boist3rous_Terpsikhore @Devyn_N]

Fueled by sarcasm and caffeine, but chile I’m pushing through 🫠

[Boist3rous_Terpsikhore @Devyn_N]

If you invite me to brunch, we’re officially spending the whole day together 😂

[Boist3rous_Terpsikhore @Devyn_N]

“If you like it I love it.”

[Boist3rous_Terpsikhore @Devyn_N]

Just a note as August approaches…

I NEED MONEY FOR MY BIRTHDAY MORE THAN EVAAA 😅😅😅😅😅