Name's Not Dave... (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Husband, father, dog-father, sports-guy, ketchup connoisseur, provider of no-B.S. assessments (AND GIFS!). Clyde to @KaraDurrette's Bonnie. Gif-game = skrong.

[Name's Not Dave... (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ @DewRetty]

@dpalm66

[Name's Not Dave... (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ @DewRetty]

@jeannathomas ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm just kinda manufacturing drama at this point. But between the rumors of Brady wanting out, and the ones where him & Leftwich and Arians didn't agree on philosophy, I could see it as a possibility if those rumors have any weight to them.

[Name's Not Dave... (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ @DewRetty]

@jeannathomas I think this move is to prevent a Brady to Miami trade (or any trade at all)

[Name's Not Dave... (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ @DewRetty]

@MattRHinton The Bengals uniforms today are leagues better than what they wore in 93.

[Name's Not Dave... (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ @DewRetty]

Tom Holland Reveals How He Messed Up Endgame’s Big Avengers Moment https://t.co/K5odR4dIKg

[Kara Durrette @karadurrette]

Discounted #Canes tickets? ✅ Giving back to the community? ✅
https://t.co/2njn2fkWS3
Code: DURRETTE

*Tickets may be donated if you aren’t local and want to give as well

[Name's Not Dave... (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ @DewRetty]

@karadurrette I wasn't joking FYI

[Name's Not Dave... (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ @DewRetty]

@insanityreport You're right, and also, someone *saying* they'd buy sight-unseen is a far cry from actually *doing* that, when tens of thousands are on the line. I find it hard to believe the generation screwed by the last financial crisis would be so cavalier with what money they have saved.

[Name's Not Dave... (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ @DewRetty]

@insanityreport I don't know if 80% is accurate, but it's getting cutthroat. I've heard of offers made with nothing more than a facetime tour. Also people offering open offers willing to top the highest bidder by thousands. You gotta be quick and willing to make very risky financial decisions.

[Name's Not Dave... (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ @DewRetty]

@DrawPlayDave Eh, at least one Superman had the competency to do his hair.

[Name's Not Dave... (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ @DewRetty]

@DrawPlayDave I dunno man, Zooey Deschanel kinda proves it's a valid disguise.

[Name's Not Dave... (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ @DewRetty]

@jeannathomas Man, this story has just got me absolutely heated. The last thing a child needs to be doing is having to even think about a sacrifice like that. She deserves better.

[Name's Not Dave... (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ @DewRetty]

@jeannathomas It's amazing how often these depressingly dystopian stories are pitched as "heartwarming". We live in the richest country in the world, filled with the most billionaires, and yet the only people expected to sacrifice anything are the ones least able to do it.

[Name's Not Dave... (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ @DewRetty]

@CMassPolitics @UniWatch I've seen them worn by police forces while doing riot/crowd control.

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@AngryBlackLady

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How can you tell when you're one of the best? When your peers wanna wear your jersey.

[The Checkdown @thecheckdown]

AJ Brown showing big love to Julio Jones in warmups 🔥 @Brown1arthur @juliojones_11 @Titans

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@ReaganGomez

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@jeannathomas Low hanging fruit...

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@EricOnSportsLaw You're glossing over the additional harassment of his victim that he committed two years later when Mitchell was 16.