Dewey Duck

Host. Innovator. Dewey.

[Dewey Duck @DeweyDewNight]

🎥 "ʜᴏᴡ ᴅᴏᴇꜱ ʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴡᴇʏ ɪᴛ? ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ!" 🎥

✨ formally bald with jaundice
✨ casual and jokey RPer
✨ no ships
✨ #DuckTalesRP

[Dewey Duck @DeweyDewNight]

@cashmoneyduck Haha thanks for the support bro!

[louie duck™ @cashmoneyduck]

Watch my awesome brother destroy EVERYONE'S expectations as Ring Master at Manny and Lil Bulb's wedding today! Also this is totally Louie typing this and NOT Dewey!

[Dewey Duck @DeweyDewNight]

That's how you dew it

[Dewey Duck @DeweyDewNight]

For those who want to relive my amazing performance at today's wedding

[Dewey Duck @DeweyDewNight]

@CARlOCAKISS @diode_dude @MannyManHorse [The doors burst open and the audience gets an eyeful of the most handsome duck in Duckburg. Dewey Duck is dressed in the most expensive tux he could afford with sunglasses that makes the audience gasp in amazement and jealousy. He has a velvet pillow in his hands with +

[Dewey Duck @DeweyDewNight]

BAM

[Dewey Duck @DeweyDewNight]

@diode_dude @MannyManHorse Louie can be seen in the crowd filming this entire performance with a wad of 20 dollar bills shoved into his suit pocket. Dewey looks at the camera and lifts up his sunglasses to wink before finally reaching the end of the aisle and displaying the rings to the lovely couple.]

[Dewey Duck @DeweyDewNight]

@diode_dude @MannyManHorse Dewey does a jaw-dropping stunt as he spins around and throws the pillow into the air. The "rings" glisten in the air before falling back onto the pillow back into Dewey's capable and show stealing hands. +

[Dewey Duck @DeweyDewNight]

@darkwingfan87 [The 2 idiots get to the wedding on time and everything is fine!]

[Dewey Duck @DeweyDewNight]

@darkwingfan87 We don't have to go to the farm. Manny already has a golden horseshoe for the wedding, and thank god for that because I think one of the tires just popped.

[Dewey checks the time and realizes they have 2 minutes to get back to the manor]

We have 2 minutes. Any bright ideas?

[Dewey Duck @DeweyDewNight]

@darkwingfan87 [Dewey rolls down the window and sticks his head out]

Hey we're here for a special ring for a tiny robot requested by a horseman!

[A very nervous and surprisingly uninjured man hands Dewey a small box containing Lil Bulb's tiny ass ring]

[Dewey Duck @DeweyDewNight]

@darkwingfan87 [Dewey squints and he can see the jewelry store getting closer and closer]

Uh Launchpad?

[They're getting closer]

Launchpad???

[They're really fucking close dog]

LAUNCHPAD

[Dewey Duck @DeweyDewNight]

@DonaldCuck34 It might be from Magica sitting on a woopie cushion so be aware

[Dewey Duck @DeweyDewNight]

🎉🎉 WEE HAAAVR A WINNERRRR 🎉🎉

I’ll be contacting Magica De Spell shortly to schedule our interview! Tune in on Dewey Dew-Night to catch the interview! You-ey don’t want to miss it!

[Dewey Duck @DeweyDewNight]

✨ Who should I interview next on Dewey Dew-Night? ✨

[Dewey Duck @DeweyDewNight]

@shadowdespell I don’t know what that word means but I’m sooo down for a woopie cushion

[Dewey Duck @DeweyDewNight]

@shadowdespell Oh yeah sensitive topic sorry!! Don’t worry this is purely business I still hate the woman

[Dewey Duck @DeweyDewNight]

Ignore the typo I’m 10 years old