Gabriel Dewey

lets not take the piss here.

[FC Augsburg @FCA_World]

FC Augsburg believes it's quite terrible to have 17 other Bundesliga clubs sitting on a bunch of the league's limited supply of points.

[f @finnandoalonso]

As we speak tom skinner is asking AI to draft an essay about how we our losing our English tradition of traffic jams and carbon monoxide inhalation. We're putting hard working english road painters and tarmac layers out of work. I bet the paving stones will be facing Mecca

[Tharries @TharriesYT]

I'm an atheist, and I celebrate Christmas, it's a part of British culture which you all drone on endlessly about wanting people to "integrate" into, it's almost like it's got nothing to do with "integration" and everything to do with seeing brown and black people on TV.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

We should be clear about who Charlie Kirk was: a man who believed that the Civil Rights Act that granted Black Americans the right to vote was a “mistake,” who after the violent attack on Paul Pelosi claimed that “some amazing patriot out there” should bail out his assailant, and accused Jews of controlling “not just the colleges – it’s the nonprofits, it’s the movies, it’s Hollywood, it’s all of it.”

His rhetoric and beliefs were ignorant and sought to disenfranchise millions of Americans – far from “working tirelessly to promote unity” as asserted by the majority in this resolution.”

We can condemn his horrific assassination and the scourge of political violence without uplifting these ideas.

[Rory Stewart @RoryStewartUK]

And through all of this US attack on US freedom of speech - Americans of all sorts will continue to tell themselves and others that they are the only country with real Free Speech and that Europe is a censored autocracy….

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

this and a small town where somethings not right

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Wow who would have thought that electing a rapist would have complicated the release of the Epstein Files?

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

When Jim Morrison walks out at 5pm.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

absolutely horrific blow to white boy summer

[Tom Scott 🇺🇦 @Tom___Scott]

The Greens now have nearly 200 more councillors than Reform.

This is not something you'd be likely to guess from all the copiously salivating media coverage of Farage & his crew of billionaire-backed far-right chancers.

[The Wild Wild Breast @Slee_333]

Hah

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

For the sake of making myself as unlikable as possible with the MAGA community, to whatever extent MAGA is still a thing or a community right now, I've decided to do a short thread tackling the most common misconceptions they seem to have about Europe.🧵

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

My desire to be well informed is currently at odds with my need to be detached from reality.

[Ed Davey @EdwardJDavey]

In principle there should be a vote in Parliament when troops are deployed. I’m confident all sides of the House are likely to agree with the Prime Minister apart from those Trump bootlickers in Reform.

[Congressman Greg Casar @RepCasar]

How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million.

How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65

Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?

[Tom Whyman @HealthUntoDeath]

Obviously Kendrick Lamar's music is deeply and irrevocably rooted in the African American experience, but equally he really is out there living every British man's dream (receiving widespread adulation for loudly and repeatedly calling a disliked acquaintance a paedophiile)

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This movie should have made a billion dollars and we should be on the 3rd sequel. A ridiculously funny, entertaining, heartfelt slice of action and comedy with a truly well thought-out mystery at its center. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️