Cheeky Librarian

Gripes, Criticisms, Wishes, Hopes, and general Librarian Cheekiness.

[Cheeky Librarian @DeweysDecimal]

Really learning who my ugliest patrons are this year. And it's never who you'd think.

[Cheeky Librarian @DeweysDecimal]

Scratch that. BOTH my nephews are getting tested. I’m so mad.

[Cheeky Librarian @DeweysDecimal]

SIL brought the kids over to drop something off. No masks. And THEN revealed they were waiting for COVID test results for my nephew...

THIS IS WHY WE AREN’T GOING TO THANKSGIVING.

[Cheeky Librarian @DeweysDecimal]

I am VERY pregnant and my husband has chronic respiratory issues and currently no insurance due to the pandemic. Tell me that isn’t irresponsible.

[Cheeky Librarian @DeweysDecimal]

@wemeow2 Thank you 😭😭😭

[Cheeky Librarian @DeweysDecimal]

Old man just threw a hissy fit because I was doing my job.

Well a big old FUCK YOU to you too sir.

[Cheeky Librarian @DeweysDecimal]

This guy came in looking for a fight so I didn't give him one but OH BOY did he need a time out in the naughty corner.

This is also the guy that was "very disappointed" we had flyers promoting gay YA books so...that tracks.

[Cheeky Librarian @DeweysDecimal]

Ya know, we don't have to be open right now and whether you think the pandemic is a hoax or not you don't get to treat workers like crap.

So FUCK YOU to those patrons. FUCK YOU.

[Cheeky Librarian @DeweysDecimal]

Mom just told her kids to wait outside because they didn't have masks. When offered some she said no she DIDN'T WANT HER KIDS TO WEAR MASKS.

Like....why? Let them come into the library ffs. It's a cloth square. 🙄

[Cheeky Librarian @DeweysDecimal]

Voted while witnessing a nice dose of electioneering. Guy essentially ended up calling the cops on himself. 😂 All cuz he couldn’t leave a hat in the car. 🤷‍♀️ I’ll give you one guess who he was voting for.

[Cheeky Librarian @DeweysDecimal]

Vote the orange fucker out.

[Cheeky Librarian @DeweysDecimal]

@LibrariaNPC Ain't it the truth though? And then the IT/help person leaves and it malfunctions again.

[Cheeky Librarian @DeweysDecimal]

I have no problem getting technology to work at my branch but for some reason NONE of my coworkers can get anything to work. I walk over and then it works fine.

If I'm burned as a witch...remember me.

[Cheeky Librarian @DeweysDecimal]

@twicethecrumbs I would gladly were we not the only two employees in the building right now!

Hang in there!

[Cheeky Librarian @DeweysDecimal]

Working with a sub on a VERY slow Saturday and he keeps asking me for things to do....

We're in a pandemic bro. Seriously, there's nothing to do. Just scroll through Facebook or something for a while ok?

#LibrarianProblems

[Cheeky Librarian @DeweysDecimal]

Guy on his phone at checkout says he came home early from a trip because he got sick.

Me:

[Cheeky Librarian @DeweysDecimal]

@Fobettarh @belvedia lol wut now? 🤣