Bank Heist Hostage

I have to work hard! 🔞

[Bank Heist Hostage @Dewposter]

Lately I was hit with a horrible tragedy. My younger sister, an enduring inspiration to me, the light of my life, a bundle of nothing but sweetness and joy, passed away. I only ask that her two thousandish friends find me so we may remember her together.

[Pizza @number_pizza111]

Karl Marx was a world-historic genius because he actually thought about slogans before saying them.

If you read Critique of the Gotha Programme, it mainly consists of Marx looking at nice-sounding Lassallean sayings and saying “This doesn’t actually make any sense. Stop it.”

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

one might rejoice or one might despair at the rediscovery of one’s penis, one might even shrug

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

I fucking love to gamble. The risk of losing my money makes the football game feel better. #ad

[GoldSrc @ScionOfSigmar4]

You too will become Dengists.

[🪰🦠🪱🦟💕 @xrafstarguts]

cancer makes his first leap into 3D, a historic moment!

[Bank Heist Hostage @Dewposter]

@suzifumi YOU’RE a pervert

[Bank Heist Hostage @Dewposter]

@hellspatisserie crazy to do this for the sporting event that is single-handedly restoring internationalism

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

Twitter artist who draws their trans women visibly more attractive than their cis women

[Bank Heist Hostage @Dewposter]

@fujocrise interesting!

[maigo @maigomango]

ハルヒ バニー

[Leilani Yume @Leilani_Yume]

Had so much fun😚

[Naomi S-J @naomisaintjust]

japan is so progressive. isn't this beautiful

[SamDoesSmth @SamThrowsMilk]

#umineko

[Bank Heist Hostage @Dewposter]

@suzifumi village stocks, 3 days

[Aluce @Aluce_ill]

🎂

[advanced nanobubbler tech @facetedcarapace]

You couldn't pay me enough money to step foot on a helicopter. I don't trust a single fucking one of those ramschakle whirligigs. God punishes routinely for our hubris regarding helicopters

[Bank Heist Hostage @Dewposter]

joint custody i get it every other weekend

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

anyway very nice deep cut find for today

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

they’re selling straight-up JAVs at HMV for £15 #WhatACountry