Dexter Hill

NYC living. Enjoy!

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I would like to take a moment and personally thank my liver. You have been with me since day one and even in these unprecedented times you have shown up and worked harder than ever before. You are my best friend. You are my rock. Thank you so much. I could not be here without you

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Is it just me or does American life seem like a Blockbuster rental? We watch it, rewind, return it, then it gets re-rented to the next generation who goes through the same motions. At what point are we gonna pause the movie and realize it doesn’t have to be Groundhog Day anymore?

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Is it just me or does anyone else remember when they said that after COVID subsides it’s gonna be the Roaring Twenties again? Yeah we’re roaring alright. Roaring about gun control, women’s rights, housing prices, supply shortages, police reform, inflation and Arby’s new hamburger

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Is it just me or does it seem like, between the housing shortage and inflation, the only way I’m buying a home these days is to get five friends, pool our money together, secure full-time jobs for our dogs, and buy a place we can make a church called Meager Millennial Ministries

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The official start of summer in #nyc is the return of the #subway hot car on the 1 train. Change my mind.

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#taylorswift #2022 #22 #tiktok #comedy

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I was today years old when I found out that if you put your hands up in the shape of the letters "b" and "d" it reminds you what side the bread plate goes on vs the drink! Now all I need is a formal dining room, a table, bread plates, and the funds to throw a fancy dinner party!

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If I can dream it, then I have seen myself do it. The work to follow is simply sharing with the world what I already know to be possible.

#motivation #inspiration #manifesting

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I miss the days when the greatest divide was if you were team BSB or team NSYNC

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Never thought I'd be saying "2008, wow yeah man those were the good ol' days"

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All I know is if Rihanna's having a girl she better shut the celebrity baby name game all the way down and name that baby Umbrella.

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If, years from now, I ever meet a Delmicron or a Flurona, I’ll know when they were born. #2022

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I need 2022 to be a YouTube ad that I can skip after 5 seconds if I’m not interested.

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The CDC says never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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From January to December, 2021 has been the most absurd year (so far) of this millennium. Change my mind.

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If I’m already not having a good time in manmade society, what makes y’all think I’m zooming to sign up for a manmade metaverse?? GTFOH

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I just need us all to come together and agree that on NYE we will collectively throw 2021 in the trash. Not in the recycling like I know some of y’all did with 2020. I need this year to be picked up by a cute sanitation worker (Call me!) and dug so low in the ground it’s by magma

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It is honestly frustrating the fact that I had to get a third shot because humans in the world can’t simply come together and agree that everyone gets a first one.

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When I first moved to New York I thought I’d be living my best Sex and the City life. Nowadays I’m out here tryna find the bat signal.

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customer service: Main Menu. Please select from the following options

me: Representative.

customer service: Sorry I didn’t get that. Main Menu—

me: *presses 0*

customer service: I’m sorry. That is not a valid option. Main—

me: HUMAN!!!

customer service: Goodbye. *click*

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Take me back to 1997 when even @celinedion was doing R&B like “why oh why” with a side of “treat her like a lady”