🍄Commission for @Dex_ter_ous 🍄
YEAAAAAAH GREEN PONY!!!!
He was so fun to draw and I'm so happy with how this lil stinker turned out THANK YOU DEX
I LOVE HIM!!!💜💜💜💜💜
“BUT ALEX” I hear you wail. “THESE CANDIDATES ARENT PERFECT! AND VOTING MEANS I HAVE TO PUT ON PANTS!”
Here’s the good news, friend. Candidates arent glowing orbs of virtue who you have to marry forever. They’re vessels for platforms. A better platform = a better life for your friends & neighbors. Join in! Help out! Let’s do this!👖
@tarttvs I just noticed that too lmaoo 🫵
I think we were all like "he's an emo boy, so he's not smiling, but he's not quite frowning..." and this was one of the only options that nicely fit that criteria
@RespectfulMemes Please, not my instincts hyper-memorizing sensory imput in a moment of distress in hope of keeping me out of danger in the future, anything but that
@RespectfulMemes We've known this for a long time, ever since cowboys struggled to tighten their saddles because the horse kept taking a big breath in before they pulled the belt
Trying to get back to drawing regularly, starting by introducing my boys.
I hope to do more of these for the rest of my characters. But for now, meet these delightful guys.
My prediction for 2026 is that That Guy will not live to see December.
He's gonna keel over one sunny day in the spring, maybe the summer. Take my word.
GOOD ENDING: I got my island back because he opted to give me his entire Switch 2 instead of owing me $450.
He's feeling less crazy now, but he had gone TOO crazy for me to take him back. We're done for good. He handled that revelation well.
My new ex went protection-order levels of berserk on the same day in which I felt comfortable enough in our relationship to move my Animal Crossing island onto his switch.
I regret so much.