DexterDogFlexer

21 || NSFW yap 😱😱 || gym dawg || if you fw me i fw you ;) || don’t take me so seriously :3

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peaksique….

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boyfriend’s making me post this since yall liked the other two pics 😪

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leg flex pics are hard to take :(

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@fennebo that is strange because i would never make those noises!

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not a dog or a mutt, delete this false information iiiiimmediately

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day 2 tetanus shot and still not sore am i immune

[nebo 🍂 @fennebo]

a good dog burying his bone reeeal deep ~

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“damnnnn who installed curvy ladies mod on you 🤤”

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biggest zomboid complaint is blacksmithing is just… not grindy enough. I love the easy grind just as much as the next guy, but if i’m putting $30 in your waistband i expect so much more grind. and for you to be thick as hellllllllllll ouuuuuuu

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hello deers with antlers. my dms are open. not because it means you are a boy, but because i like massive racks! ooo lala 🤤

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feeling playful

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verity sex mod interpretive roleplay

y/c: woah how did you know i was into that
verity: i know everything
and then verity eats y/c and you’re just in his belly
me (as audience claps at my arrival): oh i didn’t know u like vore😅, *pats belly* alright verity hop in *unhinges jaw*

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she lord on my verity till she is master of my humanity

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me tripping and falling on accident: “ouuuugghhhh mommyyyyyy ouuu ow ow wewooow moemmyyyy mommyyyyyyy where’s my mommyyyyy 👀👀👀👀”

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@Glagger_True i am no freak and i am no mutt

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i had a dream i went to a ken carson concert and then i woke up with cum in my underwear

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twitter stopping my great tweets and i don’t understand why :(

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humping my mattress and it humped back #whatdatmean

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minecraft verity reddity mod and the more updoots the more powerful it becomes

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ideas for project zomboid updates:

1. add zombies
2. add more view-blocking big trees
3. fart update… heh… yup. It’s gonna smell like thanos diaper all over Kentucky because of those stinky zomboids. XD
4. add update for gamers (gamer update)
5. add foid mod

thank yoall all