Abhishek Solanki

Just another IT Guy. Nothing special here. Move on.

[Abhishek Solanki @DexterGreycells]

@Nagma_1X I see Bajaj FinServ, Moneyview, KreditBee and Mobikwik all installed on the brand new phone. None come by default with iOS. All 4 are quick-lending / personal loan platforms...IYKYK.

[Abhishek Solanki @DexterGreycells]

@Alacritic_Super @tushar15 I am pretty sure they understood that too. Their only choice was Windows and Android. Microsoft offered them a far better deal than Google. When you are running a publicly traded for-profit company, often short term gain outweighs long term benefit due to stock price concerns.

[Abhishek Solanki @DexterGreycells]

@Alacritic_Super @tushar15 Correction there. Nokia was growing, evolving, launching new products and improving experience. They were running like a sports car. They also realized that iOS/Android/Windows who were behind were running like rockets! They chose Windows as their rocket which was their folly.

[Abhishek Solanki @DexterGreycells]

@indiainpixels The problem with the phrase “unpaid domestic work” is that its alternative, “paid domestic work”, sounds worse.

[Abhishek Solanki @DexterGreycells]

@HPIndia That is some terrible laptop handling etiquette you are promoting through frontpage ads across leading newspapers. On a furry rug-like sofa in India that laptop's vents will choke in no time. Unless that's exactly what you want to make money off maintenance costs!

[Abhishek Solanki @DexterGreycells]

@htTweets Kuch toh sharam karo. Barso se yeh "technical issue" ka hal nahi nikal paa raha hai tum logon se 🤦‍♂️
Sunday edition mein crossword baith nahi paataa toh bol doh na ke "Crossword will only be on weekdays."

[Abhishek Solanki @DexterGreycells]

@htTweets This is the second Sunday in a row that you have had this particular "technical issue". It also tends to repeat every couple of months or so.

[Abhishek Solanki @DexterGreycells]

Last week (25th July) you didn't even bother with this notice.

[Abhishek Solanki @DexterGreycells]

@pandabhaina @mankikarneka @Aasshiiqq Mashuka's posts are witty too but they are not worded as well as Aasshiqq's, For example, this one would have hit harder if she had started it with "Par tumhaari..." but she used "But ur..."

[Abhishek Solanki @DexterGreycells]

@htTweets See @TOIMumbai front page vis-a-vis yours. Lakhs and crores in the context of population and vaccines make it so much easier for us to read the numbers rather than having to convert from millions and billions.

[Abhishek Solanki @DexterGreycells]

@KKuenzang While most of your picks for the @HTBrunch hit the mark there are a few like Aaliyah Kashyap, Saloni Chopra and Rytasha Rathore that you could've really done without. Their claim to fame is really a "Hail Mary" for a career as an Influencer or in Modelling / Movies.

[Abhishek Solanki @DexterGreycells]

@HTBrunch Nowadays, instead of a weekly newspaper magazine you come across as an "Instagram Digest" curating material lifted off it and giving more publicity to influencers who crave it anyways. I miss the articles from Rehana Munir, Rajiv Makhani &, most of all, Shobha Narayan.

[Abhishek Solanki @DexterGreycells]

@htTweets
This is India, not US. Pls use lakhs and crores when sharing stats. See TOI.

Some of your recent headlines -
"New cases cross 400k"
"Maha seeks 120mn Vax doses for 18+"
"India's Covid-19 death count crosses 200,000"
"Over 10 million 18+ sign up; no slots for jabs yet"

[Abhishek Solanki @DexterGreycells]

@htTweets Thank you for at least not mentioning the "market value" of a contraband in the headline. You could've done better and avoided mentioning it in the article content too. I'm sure there's some journalism code that says so.

https://t.co/sL8V2JFYyg

[Aasshiiqq @Aasshiiqq]

aaj ki speech dekh ke bade dino baad uski yaad aayi, wo bhi aise hi dilaase deti thi.

[Abhishek Solanki @DexterGreycells]

@sanitarypanels Watching TIMES NOW, eh?
If you don't like trash why open the lid of a garbage bin?

[Abhishek Solanki @DexterGreycells]

@sanitarypanels Solutions to self-cooked conspiracy theories are always just a Google search away -

https://t.co/FxVmGWcKi2

[Unintelligent Investor @UnintelligentI1]

@sanitarypanels https://t.co/P9q27PKNFu

[Abhishek Solanki @DexterGreycells]

@sanitarypanels There's no need to be so dramatic about it. For decades there have been various news reports about many products that we take for granted as "Indian" being hijacked by other countries looking to ride the lucrative exports bandwagon.

[Abhishek Solanki @DexterGreycells]

@sanitarypanels Right.
"(You) please critique (us) in a way where we (GoI) can continue to ignore you."