Kyle Young

For a good time, for a good time call.

[Kyle Young @DexterMorg4n]

God help me

[Kyle Young @DexterMorg4n]

Afk, breaking on through to the other side

[Kyle Young @DexterMorg4n]

Yeah, neither of those are the busiest airport in the world. Atlanta is.

[Kyle Young @DexterMorg4n]

You haven't been to the one in Atlanta yet

[Kyle Young @DexterMorg4n]

Dude, you left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. I was sitting right next you

[Kyle Young @DexterMorg4n]

Don't do it dude, I've seen her vagina. Chernobyl is less of a diaster.

[Kyle Young @DexterMorg4n]

Seriously sick of this bullshit

[Kyle Young @DexterMorg4n]

Who the fuck is Jiggie4Booty?

[Kyle Young @DexterMorg4n]

::walks across a football field and raises his fist in the air to a shitty inspirational 80s song::

[Kyle Young @DexterMorg4n]

"Never turn your back on a squirrel because THEY WILL CUT YOU." - Maggie

[Kyle Young @DexterMorg4n]

It's hard to face but the fact remains that this is nothing new I left you bound and tied with suicidal memories

[Kyle Young @DexterMorg4n]

::turns into a xenomorph and shit::

[Kyle Young @DexterMorg4n]

Dan Marino is all "Who the fuck are Kyle and Austin and why do they keep using me in their bullshit?"

[Kyle Young @DexterMorg4n]

Dominoes Pizza Hut Papa Johns Little Ceaser's oh fuck I'm twittering this this isn't my phonebook.

[Kyle Young @DexterMorg4n]

Dear sun, get lost. Signed, the citizens of Floyd County.

[Kyle Young @DexterMorg4n]

Why was I apparently voted "Most likely to survive a zombie apocalypse" in high school and just now noticing it?

[Kyle Young @DexterMorg4n]

Stop being so fucking god damn dramatic. I didn't say you woke me up, I said twitter did in general.

[Kyle Young @DexterMorg4n]

I've gotten like 20 in the past hour

[Kyle Young @DexterMorg4n]

Good. Now I'm going back to sleep.

[Kyle Young @DexterMorg4n]

I'm...mad?