Dexter Cat

I sleep a lot, and I try to hunt things when I’m awake. Dad has to feed me, as hunting isn’t going very well ….

[Dexter Cat @DexterCat__]

Neville the fat Pheasant, and his girlfriend comes for their tea every night. I’m not happy with this arrangement…

[Dexter Cat @DexterCat__]

Right, I’m off out on the hunt. They’ve put that @Molly_Dog130325 to bed, so it’s time for the grown up one to go to work.
I bet she snitches on me if I bring a trophy back 🐁🐇

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@LolaWigglebutt @Molly_Dog130325 It’s slander - that’s what it is 🤣

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That Fluffin’ dog @Molly_Dog130325 has grassed me up again about my mouse catching shenanigans, hasn’t she !
All her doggy pals are now thinking she’s all sweetness & light - and that I’m some terror who brings wildlife into the house !
Pfffft

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There’s a mouse loose in the house, and everyone assumes it down to me !
It could have been @Molly_Dog130325 - she might have been outside at 5am !
Just because it appeared in the bedroom at the same time as me, I’ve got the blame pffft

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#InternationalCatDay
I can’t pose for a picture - I’m too busy mousing 🐭🐭

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@Number10cat Most impawtent post of the day 🐾

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@TheStourbridge Good plan™️, George.

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@AnthonyIsaacs @Eleanor20450662 What a gorgeous looking fella.
Sharing his life with you would have meant the world to him.
xx

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@Otis_labrador @Molly_Dog130325 Brilliant !!
Top Catting, mate 🐾🐈‍⬛

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That pesky blonde whirlwind @Molly_Dog130325 has told all her doggy pals about my mouse / rabbit shenanigans! There’s no way I can bluff my way out of this with Mum now !.
The rabbit has been safely returned to the field. I can’t put my paw on where the mouse has gone 🐈‍⬛🤣

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@whiskersmouse Good plan, friend.
I not chase you, it’s too fluffin warm !
Enjoy your wine & cheese 🐾🐈‍⬛

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@erics_escapades @Hedgewatchers I’ll be your friend, Eric - but your shenanigans will probably appeal to my Brofur @Dextercat__ more, as he’s a cat (he doesn’t post much, he’s shy !)

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@erics_escapades @MewllerRobert Who says it’s not photogenic ??
You is looking good Eric, friend

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That bloomin dog @Molly_Dog130325 has got something going on this weekend. I’m trying to get a casual 20hrs snoozing in, and her floofing iBone is pinging every 20 seconds…..
She’s up to something……

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@CuteKittyHamish Happy Birthday Hamid 🎈🎂🐭

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After last weeks Rabbit escapade, I brought a partridge in the house last night so that he could have a fly around. Me and @Molly_Dog130325 thought it was brilliant fun.
Nobody else did, apparently

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@Sabiha1278 Happy Birthday Larry.
Here’s to many more 👍

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I bet you’ve all heard about @Molly_Dog130325 shenanigans this morning !!
She’s grounded - I’m bestest pet again 🤣 - more treats for me !!

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@wilmamass @karenandlilly *have proud ears* blimmin predictive text….

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@wilmamass @karenandlilly Well done pal, for doing your best on a difficult day. You should haven’t proud ears 💕