micheal k. gemera

thoughts and opinions are those of my employer, safaricorn.

wantam.

[micheal k. gemera @dexxe]

n=8 is not enough but it still shows that people do not.

[micheal k. gemera @dexxe]

revisiting this 3 years later now that all tvs are 4K.

i still believe 4k is a gimmick here in kenya but i am willing to change my mind if majority of you tell me you watch tv regularly and it's over 50% 4K content.

[micheal k. gemera @dexxe]

I called 4K in TV a gimmick and people catched. let's talk about it.

[micheal k. gemera @dexxe]

do you watch more 4K content than non4k on your tv?

[Gergely Orosz @GergelyOrosz]

I’m used to AI slop on LinkedIn, but not to AI slop by folks with impressive professional background.

Saw a fully AI-written post from an ex-VPE at Microsoft (15 years there) and decided to say what many think when they see AI nonsense, but usually just scroll by.

[Lincoln. @linc_ke3]

"tukieka hate kando, ruto ame..."

[🇿🇦TheGreatDlamini🇿🇦 @Phislash]

This bro lost all of his cattle in the snow yesterday 💔💔💔😭😭😭

[Mandy Arthur @mandyarthur]

Hey @Grok, which religious group dominates the Upper West Side?

[Mumbi. @miss_mumbzk]

This man is not a prof at Duke University. But he is a former employee of the IMF.

[St.Paul's University @SPUKenya]

Until you see the results, never delete the PDFs
~ John F. Retaker~ (1846)

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The owner of this car hit a 13yr old boy at Kenol Thika. He was confronted by a mob & he claimed he would take the boy to the hospital only to drop him off a few metres from the scene and drove off. The boy’s family has since obtained an OB number at Kenol Police Station.

[micheal k. gemera @dexxe]

i think anasema ni MUST not MAY.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

President Ruto: It is important that we engage in this exercise in the context of a new Constitution that does not request us to consult the people. No, it is mandatory

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

this probably the type of games they make you play in hell

[Chris Sambu @the_sambu]

It didn't take long for the cat to get out of the bag haha !

[James @MrJamesKe]

“A new Constitution that doesn’t require us to consult the people.”

[Sillyfella @sillyfella600]

How was it

[Edgar @e_odeo]

Safaricom have become a very crappy joke.

[kokistyled @kokistyled]

Next year time kama saa hii tutakua sherehe mbaya

[Certified Roadman @SteeNyamu]

Okay! They have warned us, how are we the public meant to know what is poisonous or not?
They want us to start staring at vendors until they put themselves?

[James @MrJamesKe]

Apparently, Kenyan politicians have concluded that our IQ is somewhere between that of a bird and a potato.

Sholei says maize production rose from 34M bags to 67M bags. When Sam tells her that’s false, she doesn’t provide evidence she simply declares that he is speaking for the opposition.

Junet, meanwhile, suddenly doesn’t remember saying they were bribed to impeach Gachagua. If they can lie so casually about things that are on record, what makes anyone believe the rest of what they tell Kenyans?

[Africa First @AfricaFirsts]

South Africa’s unemployment rate 🇿🇦 has risen from 32.7% in Q1 2026 to 33.6% in Q2, remaining the highest in the world.

[H*e says Cuervo @Nyamburah_]

Safaricom ni wezi because how can I have run out of data yet I’m on WiFi and this happened overnight.