King Dez

I’m just focused on this year.

[King Dez @Dez_Taxhooks]

@LakersNation So dumb. Before the season started, I thought we came to an agreement that year 1 is for player and chemistry development. 20 games in and 2 games above 500 and now y’all jump ship? Wouldn’t let you run my company or head my organization. Fickle 🙄

[King Dez @Dez_Taxhooks]

@MyVerse Ain’t that why we here in the first place 😂

[King Dez @Dez_Taxhooks]

@MrJohnJr21

[King Dez @Dez_Taxhooks]

@ScarletViolet90 Save him because I don’t let politics dictate my moral compass as human being

[King Dez @Dez_Taxhooks]

@HQNewsNow The Christians are so happy

[King Dez @Dez_Taxhooks]

@dieselquan1 Just make it so steal attempts after consumption of adrenaline significantly decrease odds

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The U.S. House will be in session only 4 full days from July 24th to November 8th.

That’s 100 paid days off versus 4 full workings days plus 4 travel (half) days.

Meanwhile TRUMP says YOU have too many holidays.

[Christian Malazarte @ChristianMalaza]

A phenomenal response to @AlanDersh after he called @ComicDaveSmith an anti-semite.

[King Dez @Dez_Taxhooks]

@TFT Not as angry as everyone else here... but definitely stuck in the loading screen for double up. Hope you guys fix this soon. GL

[King Dez @Dez_Taxhooks]

@AureliusLV Nigga hit the feint before too heavies

[King Dez @Dez_Taxhooks]

@Militojr177

[King Dez @Dez_Taxhooks]

@iGuessItsFxckMe Dmx holding the camera

[King Dez @Dez_Taxhooks]

@YoClumzei @2K Show me a clip of him doing this irl

[King Dez @Dez_Taxhooks]

@YoClumzei @2K Now show the defense needed to counter that

[King Dez @Dez_Taxhooks]

@_xCalicutt Lmao fuck no I got kids. Can’t wait around for 20 minutes anymore

[King Dez @Dez_Taxhooks]

@loonardi @unusual_whales Yes they shouldn’t be charging 80k for a philosophy program.

[King Dez @Dez_Taxhooks]

@crumbtv1 Here they go trying to sneak him in.

[King Dez @Dez_Taxhooks]

@WyaTypo Shoulda used your stream money to reinvest in your business

[King Dez @Dez_Taxhooks]

@KXLAADE RIP Ed ❤️🙏🏿

[King Dez @Dez_Taxhooks]

@sidesofchicken I hate this timeline. Human decency is dead 😔

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.