living dead girl

would do an awful lot for a klondike bar

[living dead girl @DezeraiStorm]

lmao i can’t believe that one time i got fired because a kid holding a magic 8 ball asked how long the wait for a table would be and i wasn’t having it that day so i just said “i dunno dude, why don’t you ask your magic 8 ball?”

[living dead girl @DezeraiStorm]

wow i forgot i got high and spend over $200 on fashion nova okay i hope i look good in flared jeans and bike shorts?????

[living dead girl @DezeraiStorm]

can i fit 8 8 foot 2x8 pieces of lumber in the back of a hyundai tucson if the back seats are down send tweet

[living dead girl @DezeraiStorm]

@spooky__em my cat had kittens!

[living dead girl @DezeraiStorm]

happy easter i just did my nails while kendra ate three separate turkey dinners

[living dead girl @DezeraiStorm]

cheers

[living dead girl @DezeraiStorm]

i still can’t believe that kendra and i became cat grandparents last night

[living dead girl @DezeraiStorm]

@girlfr0g My cats name is Hex but we call her Shrimp 🤷🏻‍♀️

[living dead girl @DezeraiStorm]

@JoelleCary Ashley (kendra agreed)

[living dead girl @DezeraiStorm]

@ErinSauriol bro yes every day

[gogo @margo_go_go_]

You learn a lot from being in an open relationship! For instance, I personally found that I am monogamous

[living dead girl @DezeraiStorm]

i made questionable looking but great tasting scones. Available to be wifed up, please apply within

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

landlords not accepting “global government mandated shutdown” as a reason why people can’t afford to pay rent is actually clinically psychotic

[living dead girl @DezeraiStorm]

@JoelleCary 🍯

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love