Dezi Nic

Currently surviving on caffeine, bad decisions, and TV theories. Here for the memes, staying for the chaos. Professional overthinker. ✨

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My kids have two volume settings: asleep and ‘let’s wake the neighbors.
#LoudAndProud #MomStruggles #CanYouBeQuietForOneMinute

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I love when my kids act like they pay the bills around here.
#MomBoss #WhoPaysForThis #SassyKids

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They say ‘sleep when the baby sleeps.’ But what about when the toddler is awake? Asking for a friend.
#NoSleepClub #ToddlersBeLike #SendCoffee

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Motherhood is 90% ‘Why is this sticky?’ and 10% ‘Where is my coffee?
#MomFuel #StickySituations #CoffeeFirst

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Shoutout to moms who say, ‘I’m just going to sit down for a minute’ and then don’t.
#MomNeverRests #BusyMomLife #WhereDidTheDayGo

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My house isn’t messy. It’s just custom-designed by tiny tornadoes.
#MomLifeUnfiltered #MessyButBlessed #KidsAtWork

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THIS DIVA #severance #severancespoilers

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Somewhere, an ex-Lumon employee is out there wondering why they have unexplained trauma whenever they see a goat. #Severance #SeveranceSpoilers

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Innie me and Outie me would have nothing in common except a shared exhaustion. #Severance #SeveranceSpoilers

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Imagine quitting Lumon and suddenly remembering you spent three years in a basement making waffle party invitations. #Severance #SeveranceSpoilers

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Me watching Severance: Wow, this is deep psychological horror. Also me: LMAO WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GOATS??#SeveranceSpoilers #severance #severence

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Helly and Mark breaking company policy every 5 minutes like they’re speedrunning their own termination. #SeveranceSpoilers #severance #severence #Severancefanart

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Severance employees be like: ‘I love my job.’ Also them: sobbing uncontrollably while counting numbers #SeveranceSeason2 #SeveranceSpoilers #severance #Severancefanart #severence

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At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if Lumon’s next department specializes in training emotional support goats. #SeveranceSpoilers #severance #Milkshake #severence #Severancefanart