Sam Simon

I hate Twitter

[Sam Simon @DfinitelyChestr]

@Fongsterutd @20thcentury Are you retarded? This is fucking forced and you know it. First of all you didn’t even get the character name right, it’s Jin Chao not Jen Chow. Also, I’ve been saying Jin Chao and Ching Chong one after the other for minutes and they very clearly sound different. Stfu.

[Sam Simon @DfinitelyChestr]

@IGN Next up is the na’vi nation that’s just full of idiots

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@DonaldJTrumpJr When?

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@Thefox_r @IGN I actually do like Kojima’s games…

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@JulianRomio @PlayStation Why do you think it’s garbage tho? Have you used it?

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@WTNH Jesus, the bear was just doing its bear thing. It doesn’t know any better, it’s going off instinct. How about relocating the bear instead of just killing it. Humans suck.

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@historyinmemes Very old video

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@UncannyWheel @9hostfaced @mattxiv Most likely including you

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@laurenboebert I’d say it could happen if you had the capacity to develop a single brain cell

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@marcorubio I mean we know this is not true at this point

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@AgainNever2 @tedcruz I promise you the majority of us did not want Trump to just drop dead. Again, it’s people on the right that are the sycophants who stick by their guy no matter what. At least people in the left are able to admit when their guy sucks lol

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@ZerangueJohnnie @ColoradoGuy2424 That’s a dumb reason to change your mind. You should change your mind based on actual reasoning and research.

[Sam Simon @DfinitelyChestr]

@megynkelly Remember when you weren’t a total piece of shit?

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@RepMTG You do realize Trump and Biden are the same age, right

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@chloebennet @SimuLiu What?

[Sam Simon @DfinitelyChestr]

@RSBNetwork If you believe any word of this, congratulations, Trump thinks you’re an idiot.

[Sam Simon @DfinitelyChestr]

@tedcruz And how do you feel about the insurrection cuz that was actually very illegal

[Sam Simon @DfinitelyChestr]

@insomniacgames Are you really giving PC players bonus content and not putting it out for PlayStation??? Wtf??? Damn you really are trying to make it pointless to buy a PlayStation. Kinda regret buying mine cuz I feel like this is just going to get worse.

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@KristiNoem First, what are you talking about? Are you saying you’re going to deprive kids of lunch if they feel they are trans? That’d be on you.

Second, you will not win lol

[Sam Simon @DfinitelyChestr]

@TomFitton All of you are completely vile. This just happened.