Hands down the top Solana plays I’m accumulating for the next crypto bull run are $USELESS and $TROLL
These are long term billion dollar target plays. Currently they’re both below 100M
Fresh millionaires will be made from USELESS and TROLL
With $SOL below $100, this is when you have the ultimate opportunity to DCA these projects
Be happy every day you get another chance at adding supply at these prices, your future-self will be proud.
“You only got one shot, do not miss your chance to blow…”
America will let a company declare bankruptcy and restructure its debt overnight.
But will garnish your wages, seize your tax return, and report you to collections for 7 years over $4,000 in medical bills.
Corporate debt is a strategy.
Your debt is a character flaw.
Same country.
Very different rulebook.
Trump voters said he was the economy president.
Inflation is higher. Unemployment is higher. Labor participation is down. Paychecks are shrinking. GDP growth is lower. Job growth is lower. The deficit is bigger. The debt is rising faster.
Trump voters called him the crypto president.
Bitcoin is down 38%. Ethereum is down 51%. Dodgecoin is down 76%. The crypto market's overall cap is down 40%. The Trump coin is down 97%.
Trump voters claimed he would be the president of peace with no new wars.
Trump started a war with Iran, then surrendered while gaining nothing at all. There are ongoing extrajudicial killings happening against boats in the ocean. He threatened to invade our allies and is currently threatening military action against Cuba.
Trump voters said he would drain the swamp.
His administration is full of corruption. Trump is taking bribes for favors. He has enriched himself with billions from inside the White House and has given his family lucrative government contracts.
Trump is the worst president in history. That is his legacy.
Memecoins can change your life in the next 6 months
The bull run has finally started since Trump topped it 18 months ago
We worked hard to survive the bear market
Now it’s time to get rich
On this 250th anniversary of our once beautiful nation, ask yourself.
What would your grandfathers do if they had to deal with modern women, an unsustainable cost of living, data centers and mass surveillance being built everywhere, and watching the younger generation become demoralized?
Look at all the NPCs celebrating today.
What exactly are you celebrating?
Your jobs being replaced by AI?
The cost of living becoming unsustainable?
Health insurance costing as much as a car payment?
Rent pushing $3,000 a month?
The family unit falling apart?
Data centers and mass surveillance being built all around you?
Foreigners coming in and replacing you?
Donald Trump made more money in the year 2025 than every previous year of his life combined. A complete and total embarrassment and failure for our country and our justice system to turn a blind eye to levels of corruption never before witnessed by human eyes.
The worst position you can be in as a man in 2026 is being married.
When you go down on one knee and ask a woman to be your wife, you’re proposing to a woman with a high body count, lots of baggage, and someone who may still be talking to multiple exes.
You’re entering into something with a 50 to 60% dead bedroom statistic.
You’re signing up to become emasculated and domesticated by a woman who will take half your assets when she eventually divorces you.
Be smart. Don’t get married.
“Everybody’s profiting.” -President Trump
Except the people who bought his coins.
Trump family crypto earnings: $1.4 billion
$TRUMP meme coin: -98%
$MELANIA meme coin: -99%
Perhaps the most blatant example of corruption in the history of American politics.
Average modern woman in 2026.
There is no chance of any of us finding love.
So what you can do, brothers, is simply do drugs, drink alcohol, make as much money as possible, hire some escorts if needed, and pump and dump girls you meet on Hinge.
The era of relationships is over.