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[Esgaio🇵🇹 @Esgaiodosfactos]

Tempestade com nomes de mulher arrancam-te o telhado
Tempestades com nomes de homen dão-te um dia de folga

[mari @comentsmari]

isso do spotify parar a música quando entro no instagram ta acabando com a minha vida

[Dfsf @Dfsfhellboy]

@TheBrotherCode How handsome is bro

[francisco @notfrvnk]

imaginem que existiam reuniões de pais na faculdade

pai: como se está a portar o meu filho?

professor: amigo eu nunca vi este jovem na minha vida

[yups 🦖 @yuppy_XD]

Yo get me the fuck out of this lobby

[THE CURE #1 STAN (4 Christmas) @TayEndedYourFav]

slayyyter be like:

[Fortnite Status @FortniteStatus]

You asked for info on drop rates, so here’s how it works:

The new treasure this season is found in chests just like other items. Treasure drop rates from chests are constant since season launch and don’t vary throughout the day, except during Treasure Hours. Other than Gizmos, you can’t get the same treasure twice.

Every time you open a chest in a normal match, here’s how likely you are to find the treasures:

• 1:1,562,500 - Weekly Gold Outfit
• 1:137,500 - Pirate Shop Access
• 1:7,813 - Weekly Vehicle & Decal
• 1:568 - Weekly Pickaxe or Backbling
• 1:391 - Weekly Jam Track
• 1:272 - Weekly Loading Screen
• 1:127 - Gizmo (any)

During Treasure Hours, including the one earlier today, these treasures have a boosted rate:

• Pirate Shop Access: 1.5x
• Weekly Gold Outfit: 7.5x
• Weekly Vehicle & Decal: 10x

These rates may be higher in future Treasure Hours. If so, we’ll let you know. For instance, during tonight’s 9-11pm ET Treasure Hour, Pirate Shop Access will be boosted to 2.0x and Weekly Gold Outfit to 10.0x.

[yash @yashtiwaarii]

quitting insta to scroll on twitter is like quitting heroin to do cocaine

[Nietzsche ki beti @chiggiiiii]

every distance is walkable if you’ve lost your will to live

[anii:3 @florrrdloto]

Tengo 17 años y me compré una cajetilla de cigarros
NADA de padres ricos
NADA de suerte
Me puse una meta y la cumplí.
Disciplina, trabajo duro y esfuerzo.

[Into the Memory Hole @frogNscorpion]

It is coming

[Greensboro Police Department @GSO_Police]

If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.

[Canal Sérgio Tavares @canalsergio2]

🇵🇹| PACÍFICOS? POLÍCIA À PAISANA É AGREDIDO E TEVE QUE SE BARRICAR NO MACDONALDS
Vândalos da manifestação pela Habitação /Palestina/LGBT descobriram-no e cercaram-no.

[* _ * @67fckkkkkkkk]

People be eating ass and sucking on toes but draw the line on tomatoes

[CABRITA AYUMITA @ayumitaowo]

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[Mike Spilligan (RAF Retired) 🛠️✈️ Unvaxxed Legend @Mick_Spilligan]

😂😂😂

[francisco @notfrvnk]

a tua namorada está-se a depilar para ir sair e tu estás triste porque perdeste 10 euros na betano, estás preocupado com a raspadinha errada bro