Slime 🪖

No sign of weakness

[Slime 🪖 @Dfwslimee]

Half of the people I offended is simply because I'm minding my business.

[y @ysuckme]

whether you think you can or can't, you're absolutely fucking right.

[MULA🍒 @realbbymula]

Actually why don’t y’all niggas know how to cook. ? 👀

[MULA🍒 @realbbymula]

Times ain’t like 19 whatever the fuck it’s 2026 pls bffr 🤣😭

[MULA🍒 @realbbymula]

You order a bounce house for your son and this shows up wyd 😂😂😂😂😂

[SLATT 🥷🏾 @Dfwslattt]

bro just checked his bank account and realized his bloodline is financially stable for the next 7 generations 😭💸💀

[SLATT 🥷🏾 @Dfwslattt]

i want the type of money that make “i can’t afford it” sound foreign.

[SLATT 🥷🏾 @Dfwslattt]

some people only respect you when the money show up.

[Slime 🪖 @Dfwslimee]

@b0yaviator @Dfwslimee

[SLATT 🥷🏾 @Dfwslattt]

i do a thing called what i want.

[MULA🍒 @realbbymula]

Good morning mootiessss it’s Friday🔊🤭

[MULA🍒 @realbbymula]

Me when i see my food coming at a restaurant 😂😂😂🤭🤭

[MULA🍒 @realbbymula]

What makes you uncomfortable 😴

[SLATT 🥷🏾 @Dfwslattt]

one day your babe will start texting you once in a week. we call that level 15 in a relationship.

[SLATT 🥷🏾 @Dfwslattt]

life has been beating my ass so consistently, i should be on its payroll

[SLATT 🥷🏾 @Dfwslattt]

broke nights built the hunger. paid nights gon’ feed it.

[SLATT 🥷🏾 @Dfwslattt]

you can be shy and still do everything you need to do to win in life

[y @ysuckme]

you can be shy and still do everything you need to do to win in life

[SLATT 🥷🏾 @Dfwslattt]

i dey fight poverty, make i still dey fight for love? how many sword dey my hand?

[SLATT 🥷🏾 @Dfwslattt]

bro checking if anyone’s watching before he commits a felony for a girl who calls him “bro”

[SLATT 🥷🏾 @Dfwslattt]

me acting normal after making the worst decision of my life knowing damn well this is gonna be the last thing i ever get away with