Dhakkan Chronicle

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Gujarat's deepening Covid crisis likely to end after ₹3000-crore statue agrees to help.

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Pak PM anticipating heavy setback to tourism industry as bhakts change their slogan to "Go to Afghanistan"

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Inspired by Taliban holding a press conference, Modi to do another mann ki baat.

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Lucknow girl set for Nobel peace prize after uniting Bhakts and Liberandus for the first time since 2014.

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"No place to practice martial arts", Lucknow girl bemoans lack of sports infrastructure in country after FIR is filed against her.

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Raj Kundra claims he was protecting national security by distracting Pegasus snoopers with porn. In line to receive Bharat Ratna.

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BREAKING: Govt to let citizens delete Aarogya Setu now that Pegasus is here.

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Man fined for linking Aadhaar with Pegasus even before official announcement.

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Seeing the amount of work on his plate with the covid crisis, Modi decides to continue campaigning in Bengal.

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Next CRED ad to show Modi worried about the healthcare crisis in the country.

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Next CRED ad to show 90s cricketers speaking out against the govt.

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Next CRED ad to show BJP winning election in Bengal.

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IT cell warriors to be showered with flowers as they work overtime to protect Modi's image against global outrage.

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Peacock calls out Modi for breaking protocol by live telecasting their in-house workouts.

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In light of the unprecedented healthcare crisis, president of India imposes prime minister's rule in the country.

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Modi finally gives an address to the nation. It's parade ground, Kolkata, West Bengal, 700016.

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Modi shocked to find there is 78% nitrogen in air at a time of acute oxygen shortage. Blames years of Congress rule for causing imbalance.

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Yogi single-handedly solves Covid crisis in UP by renaming 'positive' to 'negative'. Attracts international praise.

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Sanjay Raut suggests adding Mumbai's covid cases to Pakistan's tally because Mumbai is anyway PoK.

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India's health minister blames '+' key on keyboards for adding to India's Covid tally every day.