Right @theposh fans, the new season is upon us and seeing as @DMAC102 cant accept bets, iโm going to donate 3 mascot packages from @aw7794 wages to some lucky kids for any available home game next season. To enter - like and share this post and follow me if not already doing so. Closes 1 week today! 5pm Sat 5 July. Winners picked at random by the worst @UpThePoshcast presenter ๐๐ป #pufc
A few years back in Yosemite there was a problem with bears getting into trash cans and ppl said โwhy not make the cans more complex?โ And a ranger said โbc there is significant overlap between the smartest bear and dumbest humanโ and this election feels like that quote to me
Personally, I look forward to a time when footballers are bred or genetically modified for the game.
Giant, 8 foot wide goalkeepers.
Defenders without arms.
Tiny, strong forwards almost impossible to see, let alone tackle.
On the one hand, itโs easier to just never pick the ball up with your hands when itโs on the pitch, on the other, thatโs such a ridiculous way to lose a game and with it a perfect record in the Champions League.
Just a mess all round.
What an impressive piece of interviewing this is from @alexaljoe.
To have the poise to speak in two languages simultaneously, remembering the answers and translating for the audience at home, all when live on camera is remarkable.
@RupertLowe10 You could correlate that anything else from the last 50 years
Zero hour contracts
Mobile phones
Internet
Cable TV
Loss of pubs
Supermarkets
Changes to education
Saying two things happened at the same time isn't evidence of anything
One of the most deeply disturbing videos weโve EVER seen. The #WorldBollardAssociation has cancelled its Prime membership with immediate effect.
https://t.co/U9X5bm8h6d