Dhanush GS

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[Luka - Fan @Lukathfc]

You’ll never guess who clear the ball of the line 😭

[Ebenz™️🧸🇵🇹 @NobleBenz]

The MLS is played across a calendar year, rather than over a season that spans two calendar years like most European leagues. So they had to combine 2 different MLS seasons to inflate Messi’s stat😭😭

I’ve seen PR but this is a discovery😭

[Skydog @FCB_Skydog]

Did they seriously combine two seasons’ worth of MLS stats just to put Messi ahead of Kane? This is nasty PR work.

[🫵🏽 @idoxvi]

This didn’t even last 2 weeks 🤣🤣🤣

[West Block Blues @WestBlockBlues]

Sorry Akash, you might have to be disappointed.

At ₹2,999 for the West Block, we can’t promise the atmosphere.
Can’t promise the banners.
Can’t promise the chants.

At these prices, we can probably promise an empty stadium.

Well played, @IndianFootball 👏

[Mitch Fretton @mitch_fretton]

We’re never going to achieve anything with Conor Gallagher and Mathys Tel playing for this club. It’s the reality. Liverpool’s B team and they still can’t compete. #THFC

[Arsenteta @38Games0Defeats]

RIP Bothroyds career.

But he’s gone down fighting with integrity!!!! Well done @jaybothroyd 👏🏼 millions of fans around the world, in fact probably billions. Actually salute you. A man who wants the game cleaned up saying this on the corrupt channel @SkySportsNews is class 👏🏼

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

Tv commentator just said Dalot switched off there to go offside while attacking. Which would imply Dalot has switched on at all during this game.

[George @StokeGeorge]

His dad ‘aaaah aaaah aaaaah’ must be buzzing

[HSBC UK @HSBC_UK]

@ajarrodkimber Hi Jarrod, I'm sorry to hear you have lost your cricket ground. So we can investigate this further can you please DM us by clicking the 'Send a private message'. Thank you. -Meg https://t.co/OCvB5tjRBZ

[Ron @Ronhotspur]

We spent 300m and Tels still starting on the left ffs

[Josh T @AVFCJoshuaa]

“I’ve been a saint and now it’s time to become a villan”

[Dhanush GS @DhanushGS11]

@Spurs_Zone @Refsplaining The last line reads “One will almost always get there first, but that does not mean the other has committed a foul.”

He’s on point with his twitter handle.

[Ash @AshGCOYS]

We’ve signed a gambling addict and a drug addict. What a club 😂😂 #thfc

[Uzumaki Tony @thearsfam97]

In honour of his departure, I bring this back to the timeline

[JBT @UtdJBT]

Mathys Tel hitting a bird with his freekick

[Add your nameJack @jackveryfunny]

Hulk Hogan is still alive and well and he’s running a Sunderland news and banter page!

[sam @wwfcBanx_]

bet his dad, Take me home country roads to the place i belong West, is happy

[sophie @equipedef1]

sorry it’s so deeply unserious to name five captains and then have 4 of them not playing in the first fixture