David Harris

writer, singer, sports lover, observer, bad golfer

[David Harris @DharrisStateFan]

@BenjaminSWatson LOL the people watching on tape aren’t the ones they’re worried about tricking!

[David Harris @DharrisStateFan]

@MattNitkowski @matthewccassell @TruistPark @Braves @bravesfdn @BravesVisionTV @wileyballard_ @LosBravos I hear ya, man. That’s why I was making fun of the post 🤷‍♂️- I think we DO all know that, which is why that mistake, along with the others, was funny to me.

[David Harris @DharrisStateFan]

@MattNitkowski @matthewccassell @TruistPark @Braves @bravesfdn @BravesVisionTV @wileyballard_ @LosBravos You: “they didn’t say it was a series.”
Me: posts the image where they say exactly that.
You: “you’re obtuse and can’t use critical thinking skills.”
Me: crying, apparently.

[David Harris @DharrisStateFan]

@MattNitkowski @matthewccassell @TruistPark @Braves @bravesfdn @BravesVisionTV @wileyballard_ @LosBravos Sure - I understand exactly what they MEANT to say. Are you being intentionally obtuse not acknowledging they wrote it wrong? And subsequently deleted the post?

[David Harris @DharrisStateFan]

@MattNitkowski @matthewccassell @TruistPark @Braves @bravesfdn @BravesVisionTV @wileyballard_ @LosBravos They didn’t? They didn’t use the word series? Twice? Including in the statement “series attendance?”

[David Harris @DharrisStateFan]

@MattNitkowski @matthewccassell @TruistPark @Braves @bravesfdn @BravesVisionTV @wileyballard_ @LosBravos Right - so it’s not a series. That’s two series.

[David Harris @DharrisStateFan]

@matthewccassell @TruistPark @Braves @bravesfdn @BravesVisionTV @wileyballard_ @LosBravos I also don’t think they averaged over 70K in attendance for the series, either.

[David Harris @DharrisStateFan]

That’s about the worst possible example of State-ing there is. Put yourself in the most ideal position, and immediately and thoroughly wrecked it.

[David Harris @DharrisStateFan]

@bobbyhudgins11 @Luckysevens27 @mlbbowman Care to guess the position of the top TWO position player prospects in the Braves org?

[David Harris @DharrisStateFan]

@rolandgarros This nearly gave me a heart attack, and sent me searching to make sure there aren’t two Mother’s Days.

[David Harris @DharrisStateFan]

@brianhadad Say NOTHING

[David Harris @DharrisStateFan]

@Dunn_Goofed @shane_spink @Braves LOL well done.

[David Harris @DharrisStateFan]

@obxleatherman @RealMattlanta Wait - is this true? Desperately trying to avoid wasting the next 4 hours of my life googling.

[David Harris @DharrisStateFan]

@amazingmap Or Mississippi or Indiana, for that matter.

[David Harris @DharrisStateFan]

@amazingmap What, is it free in Georgia? Or you can’t buy it here?

[David Harris @DharrisStateFan]

Feel like maybe no one told Sean Murphy the ABS rules.

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@blake_noell @PaulHembo LOL this is absurd.

[David Harris @DharrisStateFan]

Say whatever you want about small sample sizes - Weiss has had a brilliant start in Atlanta. Constantly putting the right pieces into the right places in key moments.

[David Harris @DharrisStateFan]

@Hallfam3 @BravesRadioNet I mean - they immediately ran for him. They’re taking it easy, but he can hit just fine.

[David Harris @DharrisStateFan]

@mclark9916 @ESPNInsights @taliaontv The FIRST two - not THAT there were two. Benson went between your Auburn boys.