Uncle McDare 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I chat a lot of gobshite but I cannae be arsed bout it | Just a wee lad designing solutions | Man utd

[Uncle McDare 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Dhray__]

"When the story is told, I will be the villain in it, and it won't be wrong, it was of my own design, it's easier being the villain - so they said"

[BIG AYO🔰 @47kasz]

I get money for anything you wanna eat and drink when you come over

I get money for taking US out to places I wanna see as well

I get money for affording soft lifestyle for myself( you can tag)

I no get money for wigs, to change your phone or your family issue, or back to back craving or clubbing for Snapchat aesthetics!!

[Uncle McDare 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Dhray__]

Labile mehn, one of one.

Best of his generation.

[Trill @Trill1Ace]

Love Mainoo to bits but Pogba was a unicorn man. Elite technique + top athleticism. We won’t see a midfielder like him for a while

[Uncle McDare 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Dhray__]

That's my full 28 days of annual leave gone for that year if it happens.

[UG🇵🇹 @UgwunnaEjikem]

God! this will eat so bad.

This football crazed nation, everybody will just go crazy, that entire summer will feel like one mega holiday.

[W @WAdeola]

Oh and if anyone wants to contextualise these numbers, this is his G/A per 90 across all his seasons in pro football.

Marcus Rashford averages 0.72 G/A per 90 across his entire career…

As a supposedly shit player.

[Uncle McDare 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Dhray__]

Blue tick account plus I'm struggling to see what she did wrong?

[Sisi Olounje @SisiSimifoodies]

I find this whole thing funny sha. 😂
Your man is living in a three-bedroom apartment with his mum and four sisters. He gets engaged to you, and now you move in with them. A few months later, you showed up in a car that you bought a car for yourself, when your man doesn’t have a car yet, now your mother-in-law is fighting her son, insisting that he bought the car for you but hiding it from her so it will look like you bought it yourself. 😭😂
We have been trying to settle it since

E no even concern me, but why buy a car when you know the compound is very small? 😭😂 Just this one car sef, we have to start bending before we can pass now, If the other tenants decide to buy their own car too,Where will they park their own. The mother in law just Dey grumble since 😂😂everybody just get their own problem 😭😂

[Uncle McDare 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Dhray__]

Igbo men, Nigeria's greatest export. ❤️

[Osagie Alonge @OsaGz]

The Igbo man has engineered a black Argentine. Incredible feat.

[Uncle McDare 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Dhray__]

Some of you on this app really overrate yourselves.

[Uncle McDare 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Dhray__]

On a Social media app?

Are you 12?

[Uncle McDare 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Dhray__]

"you get a pass" dey fry me mehn. 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Uncle McDare 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Dhray__]

@OtunbaBrickz Thank you, Oni "you get a pass". 😭🤣🤣🤣

[Uncle McDare 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Dhray__]

Disagree with TL fave? For where?

[Møøn6eam 🎧🇦🇷 @moon6eam_]

Jola was way too clear about her position for the acrobatics on the TL.

My question now is: are folks defending her because they genuinely agree with her or because they stan her?

Regardless of where they stand, it’s still concerning.

[W @WAdeola]

Upgraded who to what??? 😂😂😂😂

[BRUNO FERNANDES COUSIN @QueenMancunian]

Tell me why your club have employed 935 players, 20 permanent managers and 8 caretakers but still have no champions league trophy since 1866.

Take mic 🎤n explain to us 😂

[Stiles Dos Santos 🇵🇹 @UtdStiles]

The assist record has made us forget this guy is a crazy shooter 😂

[Uncle McDare 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Dhray__]

£10 for that Ryan flight, and the pilot running to catch a train is surprising?

[Mina, dat big cat babe @MinaLioness]

I knew Stansted Airport was ghetto as hell, when we were running for the train home and the pilot of our plane was running for the same train.

[Uncle McDare 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Dhray__]

@tobyasky Biddy mulligans, great pub, great music.

Any pub crawl in grass market is not complete without Biddy mulligans.

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

“You go enjoy ball, your salary fit no complete o but you go enjoy ball”

[Uncle McDare 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Dhray__]

I've never seen someone describe himself so well, self awareness on lock.

[LIVELY @mc_lively_]

Some have brains but cannot think…Some can think but have no brains🎶🎶

[Ovie @OvieO]

The crazy thing about this tweet is that he was celebrating TOTTENHAM beating Man Utd in the Europa League final.

This same account is crying about “systemic hate.”

This is why you should never take Arsenal fans seriously.

[Uncle McDare 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Dhray__]

@UTDlexician @KingFemi__ Cunha did the same too, same as Bryan and sesko