Dhyaan Sivadasaman

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One of the reasons data analytics could be the future ;-) #DataAnalytics

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@warikoo This is really sad. He should be playing and figuring out how to spend his money and not investments :-/ Let kids live their lives without fear !

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If I ever made it so big that there would be a biographical movie made about my life, I would call it #Ganju :-\

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Bangladesh has ended reservation in Government jobs #bangladesh #endreservation #WakeupIndia

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#5letters #India #Shame

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Note to Self: Most people would grow hair to look young while I have to shave. #NoteToSelf #Baldmanblues

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Don't eat it brother. Let us milk it ! #waysoftheelders #waysoftheworld

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And I went and got my registration for an Aadhaar card today #FML

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Signboard in South Bombay:
XYX Antique Items
We also take goods from free home service
#shop #signboards

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Today is happy day raised to 4 #festivalsofindia

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I swear I thought it was:
Bol na aunty aau kya
Tutti song banau kya
#cringepop #whatevs

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Ironic: A large hoarding on Swachh Bharat Abhiyan at Mahim creek 🙄 #SwachhBharat #mahimcreek

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Starting a list of words I have begun to dislike thanks to the morons in this country.
(1) Indian Culture (2) Sentiments #words #dislike #indianculture #sentiments #bhaktgasm

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According to psychologist Meredith Chivers, watching Bonobo monkeys have sex can stimulate arousal in women. Hmm ! #bonobomonkeys #women #stimulate #Arousal #sex #whatanideasirjee #saynotoporn #PlanetoftheApes #hmm

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So I used google to find out if web searches are really killing our grey cells #websearch #greycells #depletingbrainpower #notscientistanymore #bhejamasalafry

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You know the black friday videos floating on the internet right now? Obviously they have not heard of getting into a local train during peak hours in Mumbai ! #blackfriday #everyday #mumbailocaltrains

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Note to Self: 2018 should be largely dedicated to building the Improv Community #2018goals #Improv #lifegoals #comehaaforduhshowsmen

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I just watched a 90 minute video on a 52 year old man dating someone half his age giving details about the relationship with the moral of the video story being how we should just let the couple be :-/

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There is a building in Kanjurmarg called the Cheri #kanjurmarg #chedi #bostiyaon #shutupmen

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Fun Task for the day: If you had to come up with an explanation to the following first world problem to a third world country citizen :-)

Missguided's Models Won't Have Their Stretch Marks Airbrushed Out Anymore

#firstworldproblems #thirdworldnetizen

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Note to Self: People are already talking about the 90's like it was the 70's #timepasstales #seventies #nowisforever