【Solly】

Somewhere between thinking and postin

[【Solly】 @DiRealSolly]

3 years ago I DM my Twitter crush telling her I'm gonna take her out on a date. Yesterday I asked her to marry me.
She said no both times and blocked me
Anyways here's a picture of a random couple I found on Pinterest

[【Solly】 @DiRealSolly]

I be liking everybody’s tweets lol. Everybody funny on here

[【Solly】 @DiRealSolly]

First date questions

Where were you on the night of the great blackout of 2026

[【Solly】 @DiRealSolly]

Yes, from incompetence

[Uncle. @uncle876]

is an island wide blackout? are we under attack?

[【Solly】 @DiRealSolly]

Heard light come back for some places

[【Solly】 @DiRealSolly]

The JPS intern right now

[【Solly】 @DiRealSolly]

Honestly believe realtors are detached from reality

[【Solly】 @DiRealSolly]

There's a division in government that's solely responsible for coming up with the acronyms. I'd like to apply

[Nationwide90FM @NationwideRadio]

Information Minister, Senator Dr. Dana Morris-Dixon, says the members of the Jamaica Reconstruction and Resilience Oversight Committee, JAMRROC, are still being finalised.

JAMRROC is an independent oversight body that will monitor the projects carried out by the National Reconstruction and Resilience Authority, NaRRA.

READ MORE HERE: https://t.co/LXV4UHMv1l

[【Solly】 @DiRealSolly]

Leaving your house and returning home safely everyday is something to give God thanks for

[【Solly】 @DiRealSolly]

Nothing brings me joy like living beyond my means

[【Solly】 @DiRealSolly]

@NWCjam Have no water in Spanish town keystone, mount view area

[【Solly】 @DiRealSolly]

i hate the talking stage bc honestly idc how ur day was

[Swvnk @justinswvnk]

As soon as regular citizen buy a car here comes the car nerds a tell dem a fckry dem buy, why unu nuh go star inna fast and furious 10?

[【Solly】 @DiRealSolly]

Praying for all my slimmaz today. Outside nuh normal

[【Solly】 @DiRealSolly]

A 9 to 5 isn't enough in this economy. If anyone is doing a heist I can be the tech guy that crack firewalls

[【Solly】 @DiRealSolly]

As a introvert, it’s really hard for me to start a conversation.

[【Solly】 @DiRealSolly]

Bleeding once a month is such a light consequence for all that lying and wickedness

[【Solly】 @DiRealSolly]

If you ever hear a Jamaican say “Mi will bun dun dis BC!” Take them very seriously, they mean it

[【Solly】 @DiRealSolly]

Doesn't matter how hot the time is Jamaicans will always be cooking soup on a Saturday

[enigma @seenaghoul]

Can finally go wireless again

[【Solly】 @DiRealSolly]

Same but when I leave Kingston

[Mr. Drizzle @ArcSenpai]

Every time I leave Jamaica my skin improves....