De_Ancestor_of_Africa

Does it matter ?

[Peter Obi Grassroots Mobilization. @PO_GrassRootM]

Justice HARUANA TSAMANI delivered the following Judgment in favor of Tinubu which plugged Nigeria into its present leadership crisis today.

1. "Since Tinubu can enter the US, he has committed no offence or crime in the US" - Justice Haruna S Tsamani

2. "If you commit a crime, it will no longer count against you after 10yrs" - Justice Haruna S Tsamani

3. "The $460,000 forfeiture being a proceed of Narcotics is to Tinubu's account and not to his person" - Justice Haruna S Tsamani

4. "The BVAS was only meant for verification and accreditation of voters and not meant to be used to transmit the result to the INEC iREV" - Justice Haruna S Tsamani

5. "Proving an election irregularities in a tribunal is not as easy just like an English man taking his Coffee" - Justice Haruna S Tsamani

6. "Because Kashim Shetima did not intentionally allowed himself to be nominated twice, his double nomination cannot be used against him as a reason for disqualification"

Unfortunately, Justice Haruna S Tsamani sold his soul for pennies by delivering such a terrible judgment.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

The Nigerian idea of an elite school is one where you pay a boatload of money for your kids to be "educated" in the syllabus of a country 6,000 miles away, by people who do not look or sound like you, and who come from a completely different historical and civilisational context to your West African reality.

There, they take your kids through the British Key Stage 1-4 assessments where your kids are taught the history of 20th Century Europe, focusing on the Dreadnought, Trench Foot, Mustard Gas, and how Brave, Plucky Britain saved the world from the German threat twice. Despite receiving this education in Africa's largest city, their own West African history is not even a footnote - it simply doesn't exist as far as this syllabus is concerned.

In their Physics class, they are assigned questions like, "Which of the following temperature readings is a fairly warm day? a) -3⁰C b) 5⁰C c) 19⁰C d) 9⁰C"

Despite the evidence of the West African air outside the window telling them that 19⁰C is actually one of the coldest settings on the classroom AC, and cannot possibly be a "fairly warm day" in Lagos - which regularly hits 34⁰C - they learn to pick C as the answer.

Your kids come out at 17, tremendously educated, enlightened, and certified in knowledge and career pathways that have nothing to do with the reality of the society and economy that they live in. From there, they proceed straight to the UK/US/Canada/Australia/Switzerland/France to continue their education and graduate, after which most of them will remain there and contribute to those societies, occasionally uploading a "🇳🇬" flag on October 1 and taking a photo with Jollof rice at @FoodPitanga, because that's all that Nigeria means to them.

After 2 children and a divorce at 42, they will then take a 6 month break from work and travel to Nigeria to find themselves, which usually means getting into a torrid affair with a shekpeteri boy/girl that inevitably leads to severe character development. They then pack up the newly learned lessons and move back to Houston, after which they write a self-published book with a pretentious indigenous name about a girl who travels to the land of her ancestors to find meaning, and becomes friends with a river goddess.

The book sells 15 copies on Amazon and has two 5-star ratings from friends and family.

If you're lucky and they return to Nigeria immediately after studying, they inevitably end up working in Wealth Management at Chapel Hill Denham, where they pointlessly and relentlessly shift money from one rich man's pocket to another without expanding the economy by a single naira; or they launch an app that achieves 2,500 downloads and spends all its funding runway on Marketing and the founder's lifestyle expenditure; or they end up selling "luxury" real estate on behalf of developers who are daddy's friends.

Or they fall off the surface of the earth altogether, and end up in rehab at a quiet private facility in Tema, after developing an expensive cocaine habit in Lagos.

eLiTe eDucAtIon, ladies and gentlemen.

[De_Ancestor_of_Africa @Di_Ancestor]

@KatKanada_TM Like ass so pain 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Daily Post Nigeria @DailyPostNGR]

‘Labour Party won all their elections’ – Ex-Chief Whip alleges Wike rigged 2023 polls https://t.co/Atjj5a1gc6

[S p r i n t e r @SprinterPress]

Very rare photos of the US army seizing the weapons of mass destruction of Iraq

[De_Ancestor_of_Africa @Di_Ancestor]

@SaharaReporters We can see your rubbish one Nigeria 🤣🤣🤣🤣 fools also grow old too.

[De_Ancestor_of_Africa @Di_Ancestor]

@IgboHistoFacts This bastard old fool

[De_Ancestor_of_Africa @Di_Ancestor]

@iamgiuliague @SeekLifeMastery Access

[De_Ancestor_of_Africa @Di_Ancestor]

@sadiq045 @masuzafi @9jaTownhall Competent people indeed we can see How competent they’ve been since 1960 they’ve been in the seat of power Sirdick.

[De_Ancestor_of_Africa @Di_Ancestor]

@Sel_xc @reefertym @MideAlabukun @BishopPOEvang After getting married GO and start Cheating. You You go understand that there different types of men on planet earth. So may walk away. But Some may not. That’s it.

[De_Ancestor_of_Africa @Di_Ancestor]

@officialABAT This grandpa is on colos always.

[Dj SpoiltKid @spoiltkid]

@officialABAT Be informed.

Heroes aren’t by grab, snatch and run with a stolen mandate.

[MOOD® @MoodLivestock]

@officialABAT Dear Tinubu,

Nigeria Youths, never choose you in the first place, so stop referring to the whole nation, speak to your "Agbado Slaves" about not relenting on suffering and smiling.

You're a failure and have stolen the mandate of the people.

[Ajuba101 @ajuba101]

@SaharaReporters Big joke. Instead of us to channel our anger and hit the streets to protest against it we want to curse someone who got millions of dollars in his possession. I know you’re afraid of dying, but ask yourself if you are loving this life you’re living at the moment.

[AMB. SERAH IBRAHIM @TheSerahIbrahim]

BREAKING:

Kashim Shettima vehemently ignored by Super Eagles at their dressing room after going to congratulate them for winning against South Africa.

The players shared hugs and congratulations with Kanu Nwankwo instead, totally ignoring the presence of Shettima.

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

Pay attention to any fake news media shill who is calling for Tucker Carlson's arrest due to his courage in interviewing one of the world's most maligned leaders.

He's doing the job journalists are supposed to be doing instead of acting like paid propagandists for the establishment.

[IGBO History & Facts @IgboHistoFacts]

While in Government, Somebody came to me and said, ‘Wow! You have ruined Nigeria's Economy.’ I said, ‘How?’ He said, ‘An Igbo woman, Minister of Finance; an Igbo man, Governor of the Central Bank? Then you've clearly completed the task of ruining the economy of Nigeria’

THREAD!

[Yan.x | ॐ @euphorio_]

@simonateba I think this is waaaaayyyyyy more important. Don’t you think Simon ? 👇🏽🤔

Cathy O’Brien testified to U.S. Congress and accused Hillary Clinton of rapẽ

[Steve Hanke @steve_hanke]

#NGAWatch🇳🇬:

The Nigerian naira’s official rate exchange is a RUBBISH number.

THE THING THAT COUNTS IS THE BLACK-MARKET RATE.

Today, I measure the black-market premium at a STUNNING 59%.

[Elochukwu Ohagi @ElochukwuOhagi]

Nigeriàn military in Igbo land burning down peoples shops and family houses.

They can't do such in the North.