Di Em

Senior Citizens, Song Lyrics, and Bad Comedy

[Di Em @Di__Em]

@G0oD_KID easy

[Di Em @Di__Em]

@G0oD_KID easy

[Di Em @Di__Em]

@DGKammer @G0oD_KID this would have been way better if you mentioned how ugly he was

[Di Em @Di__Em]

Girls go through best friends faster than i can go through a box of condoms.

[Di Em @Di__Em]

Freedom isnt free. No there's a hefty fucking fee.
And if you dont throw in your buck 'o five who will?

[Di Em @Di__Em]

I have been wanting to tweet lyrics from Drake's song Fake Love. But i reeeally dont need people thinking im sub tweeting about them.

[Di Em @Di__Em]

I hope my ex girlfriends don't follow me on here.

[Di Em @Di__Em]

Dead sprinted a mile to an uber. Worth it.

[Di Em @Di__Em]

First hand I can tell you punk is not dead. Jesus CHRIIIIIST

[Di Em @Di__Em]

People are staring at me and i couldn't figure out why..
I just remembered i have my headphones in and im just shouting ad-libs.

Bdddddahh

[Di Em @Di__Em]

In someone else's apartment. Its 8:30. Ive already shit, showered, and cracked a beer. What are you doing today?

[Di Em @Di__Em]

I don't always drink and drive, but when i do i probably shouldn't tweet about it.

[Di Em @Di__Em]

This bitch has got a murder of crows in her backyard.

[Di Em @Di__Em]

Uber is my best friend. But Im still scared a lot while Im inside one.

[Di Em @Di__Em]

I love food that makes my breath smell real bad.

[Di Em @Di__Em]

All of my "lets just be friends" are friends I don't have anymore.

[Di Em @Di__Em]

If i see one of these clowns out creeping. Im gonna shit my pants and throw up.

[Di Em @Di__Em]

Where do girls get the quotes for their Instagram pictures? Is there a website? Because these captions are way higher than their intellect.

[Skateground @itsskateground]

Roman Lisivka!

[Di Em @Di__Em]

Phone does nothing all day. I walk away from it for 15 minutes. I get 3 calls. I mean come on baby.