Zulekha💐💀

ᒪᓮℱᙓ ᓮᔕ tᗝᗝ ᔕᖺᗝᖇt ℱᗝᖇ ᕊᗩᖙ Ⅴᕊᙓᔕ.

[Emeka @Emeneks]

“Welcome to a day in the life of a 22 yrs old mum of 3”

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

The funniest ppl are not comedians, it’s the ppl in the TikTok comment section😭😭

[Olori🍒 @OloriOfOloris]

Hate low quality men so much.

You've never done anything for me, never tried to have real conversation, never showed consistency, never gone out of your way for me, never showed up for me, never sent me flowers, never even sent chicken republic rice but every 4 market days you come to remind me that you like me and I should give you a chance? GETOUT!

[ִֶָ🎀💕 @weirdassfosho]

Someone is too busy to text back.
Likeeee nahhhh

[Inumidun🤩🤩🤩🤩 @uzamatt]

In 2025 Make i dey post "I'm a Muslim I'm not a terrorist" lool.

If you like call me terrorist, wahala ti e nìyẹn. I don't have anything to prove to anyone.

[Hi it’s Chisom🩷 @chiiiiiisom]

Must I damage my kidney and liver because I want to be involved?

[Miss k💕 @Thekay_yy]

The concept of a private story being an only fans substitute is actually crazy, godforbid i just wanna show people cool things about me😕

[Abdulseyi @Abdulseyi01]

When I say “what’s up,” I don’t mean “how are you?”
I mean why are you texting me? 😭

[FINE WOMAN 💅🏼 || HR Girlie ✨ @kh_ayy]

Every “involve me” meme has been targeted against me - bum bum, hair, curfew, breast, insufficient funds etc.

I’ll bond with my family biko 🙂‍↕️ there’s no place like home

[Huā 🫦 @Sadeeyah_A]

I want to be disgustingly overeducated.

[M.B.J🍒 @_embijae]

"you handled it so well"
No, I cried like mad😭

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

“Involve meeee!!!” I say, as I turn down invitations to go out

[໒꒱ིྀ 𝕆𝕦𝕥𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕣⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @Temilolaoluwa__]

DEATH to all rapists.

[mojola @mojolaabayomi]

and if you have EVER violated a woman’s body in any way, shape or form—forcefully taking what she didn’t want to give you—may the universe never EVER be kind to you.

[Chep @its_chep_]

To us who are nobody on this app 🥂🍻

[YASMINE DON BRAIMAH. @yasminebraimah]

may her rapists never know peace

[Ҝ @__kdash_]

I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because yes it’s that deep

[Snr..🧸 @vinicius_snrr]

“Triple texter”- Na me
“You’re always taking days to reply”- Na still me

[سنا ♡‏ @Sana_Ali39]

Normalize saying "Astaghfirullah" when your mind overthinks, your tongue slips, your heart drifts, or your soul feels empty, because Astaghfirullah isn't just for sins, it's for hearts that still want to return.