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I'm still not entirely sure what this website is for but at this point I'm too scared to ask

[pissant @Dia_2597]

@Indistinctchat8 and how does that make you feel

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in a car full of people, only one knows it’s my playlist in the background. not a single compliment so far

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@Indistinctchat8 oh look
it’s professor poopenshit

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once again, I confirmed that doing nothing all day > makes me depressed. why

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2010s get a bad rap but they were good times. pre-tiktok times when a simple well-placed gif could send us howling, rofling and xDing all over the place

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is this so much to ask for

[fran @galacticidiots]

“If we’re both single by a certain age we will marry each other” is always a fun story concept but it could be even better if the pact is made between rivals as a drunken dare and they go on to sabotage each other’s relationships because they’ve been secretly in love all along

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it's 2022. chew with your mouth closed

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I don’t know how this happened. It’s been over a year

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I’m dating the only person in the world who doesn’t know what a rickroll is

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It’s still important to talk about. I know we do it because not everyone takes the situation seriously. But once it’s over, will we ever stop talking about it on a daily basis? I’m getting really exhausted

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Honestly, how are birds so loud? Their lungs are the size of pistachios

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The more friends you make the more birthdays you have to remember

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Clear alcohol shouldn’t have calories

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I cannot believe there are things to do every single day

[Adrienne Warren @adriennelwarren]

Breonna Taylor’s name is no longer trending and the police that murdered her are still free. If you see this please reply/quote/tweet on your own.

ARREST BRETT HANKISON, JONATHAN MATTINGLY & MYLES COSGROVE FOR THE MURDER OF #BREONNATAYLOR

[pissant @Dia_2597]

Power puff gals

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what if the moon was square

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“These bitches don’t know who they’re up against” - mom, on her way to murder ants

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How about we implement a rule saying it’s not allowed to “ask” for nudes. If you have to ask, the answer is probably no

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is there such a thing as a scoliosis kink? Maybe I can make this work for me