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Was having a conversation with my girl today and we agreed that we need to #BringBlowjobsBack2026

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@_5tal1n_ Holy glaze bro does your girl know you’re in love with Messi?

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@0kkev Dressing up all cute to go take picture to farm impressions 🔥 💯

[sev @t0rmentedd]

She’s just using me for my below average penis and my slightly overweight body and my empty bank account

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Roberto Martinez doesn’t deserve to feel even a picogram of seratonin for the rest of his life for what he has done to the Portuguese people.

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@z_is_spamzee Holy hate bro, can’t even give this a like, stay mad while Portugal wins it all

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Portugals manager needs to be fired, he makes the best and most creative midfield in the world look like lobotomized zombies trampling around on the field

[Zerigala @Zerigala69]

I'm CRYING Wolves really got COVID test, paternity test, and driving test on the same team 😭

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@heyitsn4vi @pradaice I mean I’m not saying I text girls that I like that way, but to be fair I don’t know if that’s the most apt comparison because I honestly don’t text my friends much

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Im gonna piss myself

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@SicK_cs If they were under 18 you wouldn’t care though

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@heyitsn4vi Fire

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@heyitsn4vi Adding that to my repertoire

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@heyitsn4vi @marygaitspill Bro people on the internet have genuinely fried their brains so bad they have no concept of what it is to behave like a regular person. And it’s so weird that you see so many skewed opinions of love and relationships especially

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@heyitsn4vi I think that might just be called getting through something or getting over something

[Mash @MashXD]

“i’m on my period” your feet ain’t

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@_5tal1n_ @RepJackKimble We’ve genuinely lost the plot

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@0kkev Easily my favorite person to have played with, you’re the goat brother