Jebediah Wayne

Lord of the Amish. Lord of the Mafia.
Father of 15.
3 Wives.

[Jebediah Wayne @DiabeticHorsey]

The people at the retirement home suck at basketball.

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#circumsized4diesel

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@OldManAndThree @CashApp $johnsoneight8

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I’m back and I also have an asshole the size of a horse cock for reasons unknown

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You laugh at the Amish til you need a house built. No more. Have fun sleeping in the snow.

[Jebediah Wayne @DiabeticHorsey]

Real Amish men secretly love shopping at Kohl’s.

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End social security tax! Long live the Amish!

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Fake Amish poser.

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Doing a burnout with my buggy.

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Apparently my horse isnt allowed to use a public restroom cause he causes “penis envy”

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@stepbroalen 6 bucks and a Dave’s Double

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@stepbroalen Amish have some butterchurning ways to get some kills. For a fee.

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My son was found balls deep in the mashed potatoes again.

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I want to start an Amish fight club.

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@immafawkyourmom @stepbroalen Ok. Seems good with me.

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@stepbroalen You pimped it out real nice

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@kxlmxri Understandable. Have the same problem.

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Why do gingers walk weird.

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Some of you are really gonna screw yourself over with this GameStop stuff.

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There’s definitely trillionaires that are paying people to not be found.

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Still too cold out to take the top off my whip.