DiabeticProbz

Ace aka Pancreas Girl! :) I quote stupid people. This is a page run by a diabetic for other diabetics! Sarcastic bitch. 🌈

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Working pancreas?

[Ace Coontz🦁🎙 (He/They) @AceOfTinyGhosts]

I had a woman come up and try to correct me on my own insulin pump cause her niece has diabetes 🥴I’ve had this disease for 13 years.....I think I would know? @DiabeticJokes

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Can you throw out the whole boyfriend?

[DankDiabetes 🐀 @DankDiabetes]

Why is it always cinnamon 😑

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This tweet aged poorly 😬😬😬😬

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Working pancreas?

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My gf is adorable because sometimes she’ll suggest stuff or remind me things about my diabetes and it’s so cute cause I can tell she likes learning about it and really listens to me. 🥺😍

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Doctor updating my chart: okay okay put patient has THE diabetes

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So my body has decided to break out into many many hives and only steroids work. Pray for my blood sugar 🥴

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Finally got my password to log into this account 🙄😂

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@insulinth0t @txlegaleagles Sometimes your doctor can have “free samples” you can ask for every time you have an appointment

[DankDiabetes 🐀 @DankDiabetes]

*** UPDATE *** I still have diabetes after snorting a gram of cinnamon. 😔

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I want to make aware the fact that a ton of type 1 diabetics have or have had eating disorders....that’s messed up

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My girlfriend: put that on your diabetic twitter

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Guess because I’m gay God won’t cure my diabetes? 🤷🏼‍♀️ thanks to all those who have told me to pray and it’ll cure my disease

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The fire alarm in my apartment went off for an hour and broke my pump. How this happens only to me, I don’t understand

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*friendly guy and I making small talk outside a store* me: *turns around to leave* guy: *spots my insulin pump* guy: “IlL pRaY fOr GoD tO hEaL yOu. He ReAlLy CaN iF yOu PrAy HaRd EnOugh”

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“Okay so like which is the worst type of diabetes?” If I had a dime for every time I could buy myself a new pancreas and not have to answer that question

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Love when nurses ask if I’m still on insulin. No the 2 people this week that said they’d “pray for Jesus to cure my body” cured me so now I’m not insulin dependent......

[𓍊𓋼𓍊 tony 𓍊𓋼𓍊 @voguetony]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me

therapist: ...no

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When my blood sugar goes from being low to immediately high

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@MusicalMadKate Hahahaha no 😂 I just loved the screen cap so I used it

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Anyone else use Fiasp and it expires within 2 days in an omnipod and makes your blood high?