𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭.

— 𝐑𝐮𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐮𝐩 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬. ||𝐑𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 — 𝐌𝐂.||

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭. @DiableAtNight]

—— 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭 ——

- "𝐁𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐧, 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥. 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐧, 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐭."

[Rolєplαy αccount — Mαturє contєnt.]

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭. @DiableAtNight]

Works for me.

[Chuck Bass @UpperEastBrute]

Yeah, we're drinking. Not tonight, I have a long day tomorrow. But I can free up my weekend to sober up in peace.

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭. @DiableAtNight]

More seriously. Drinks or nah? Gather all your courage, I promise you'll survive the night.

[Chuck Bass @UpperEastBrute]

Bless your heart, buddy.

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭. @DiableAtNight]

[Dramatic gasp, placing a hand against my heart.]

I'll get more book. Gotta fill a few shelf. [Chuckles.]

[Chuck Bass @UpperEastBrute]

Sheep. The plural of sheep is also sheep. You'll get there, big boy. [And of course a supportive pat on your arm.]

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭. @DiableAtNight]

I surprise myself everyday. Made it to count a hundred sheeps before falling asleep.

[Chuck Bass @UpperEastBrute]

Advanced reading? I'm proud of you.

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭. @DiableAtNight]

You're getting better at ignoring the elephant in the room.

I read something about avoidant men the other day, I was expecting to spot your name somewhere between the lines.

[Chuck Bass @UpperEastBrute]

You're already familiar with all my problems. Besides, they are not affecting me to the extent they used to.

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭. @DiableAtNight]

Chilling with your brother could help. I'll listen to all your problems if there's a glass in my hand.

[Chuck Bass @UpperEastBrute]

Depressed, probably. Lately when I drink it brings me down.

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭. @DiableAtNight]

Both, for all I care. No plan. We'll see when how it unfolds.

[Chuck Bass @UpperEastBrute]

And play chess or Never Have I Ever?

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭. @DiableAtNight]

My place, just you and I?

[Chuck Bass @UpperEastBrute]

I've worked too hard to turn my image around and... I can't disappoint Alyssa again. We'd never come back from that.

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭. @DiableAtNight]

That's the worst part. I know.

[Chuck Bass @UpperEastBrute]

Don't pretend you don't know why I'm keeping myself on a leash.

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭. @DiableAtNight]

Don't pretend you don't know what I meant, bro.

[Chuck Bass @UpperEastBrute]

It has nothing to do with my balls. They're quite decent both in size and shape.

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭. @DiableAtNight]

Only because you don't have the balls to face yourself and your real intentions.

You're keeping yourself on a leash.

[Chuck Bass @UpperEastBrute]

You know I can't fully let go anymore.

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭. @DiableAtNight]

Sounds like a good reason to do it.

[Chuck Bass @UpperEastBrute]

Frankly? Yes.

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭. @DiableAtNight]

Doesn't have to be. Scared of who you could be?

[Chuck Bass @UpperEastBrute]

A night of drinking with my brother. Why does that sound like the recipe for disaster?

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭. @DiableAtNight]

Our bastard father kept us apart back then, we got some catching up to do.

[Chuck Bass @UpperEastBrute]

When you're in a fraternity, it is, I'm sure.

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭. @DiableAtNight]

Could be a fun game. Drink and push one another to the worst.

[Chuck Bass @UpperEastBrute]

You underestimate my imagination but I'd rather take your word for it.

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭. @DiableAtNight]

Or better yet, don't step in the fire if you fear the heat.

You know I can take jokes farther than you'd imagine.

[Chuck Bass @UpperEastBrute]

Superior plan: get a therapist for my brother and enjoy my drink without those mental images scarring me for life.

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭. @DiableAtNight]

Master plan : Get a drink for your therapist.

[Chuck Bass @UpperEastBrute]

Forget the drink, I'll need therapy.

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭. @DiableAtNight]

How'd you guess? It's a must. Mini skirt and no panties.

[Chuck Bass @UpperEastBrute]

If you're also going to wear a mini skirt, I'm gonna need a strong drink.

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭. @DiableAtNight]

Want pompoms to go with all that cheer?

[Chuck Bass @UpperEastBrute]

We're all dying from the moment we are born.

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐚𝐬 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐭. @DiableAtNight]

Kind of. Either that or you're dying.

[Chuck Bass @UpperEastBrute]

Missing you, @DiableAtNight. Kind of.