I WAS MOLESTED IN 1996

firing the chop indiscriminately

[I WAS MOLESTED IN 1996 @DiabloPacket]

I hit on men just to let em know I’m homophobic

Then I Jerk off to the smell of their dicks - homoaromic

[I WAS MOLESTED IN 1996 @DiabloPacket]

I think we probably need to start apostatizing the Rizzler but some of you aren’t ready for that conversation

[I WAS MOLESTED IN 1996 @DiabloPacket]

Goin x games mode on that pussy the way i could only give her that half pipe

She doin tricks on my shit

I’m crying cause I’m scared

[I WAS MOLESTED IN 1996 @DiabloPacket]

Just watched a real master at work. Dude rolls up to the bus stop, unfolds a (what I’m assuming is homemade) 4 person bench, sits on the end and starts vomiting in a trash can.

Pretty sure he’s out cold rn

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Don’t text or call unless it’s an emergency for the next couple of days

I’m working on a new AI that can “lock in”

[I WAS MOLESTED IN 1996 @DiabloPacket]

You’re at the office grinding overtime

I’m at your babymommas crib teaching the kids to stick forks in outlets

They will never walk the same

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I’m at yo baby mommas crib door-dashing Popeyes

Got a whole family meal

They ain’t gettin nothin!

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Tied the ops pacemaker into a treadmill

Had him running for his life from a lounge chair

and up ain’t ever met nobody as lethal as me before

[I WAS MOLESTED IN 1996 @DiabloPacket]

You’re in her DMs

I’m in her car getting galactic level squid

[I WAS MOLESTED IN 1996 @DiabloPacket]

Consider me a member of the west-reno-baptist church the way I hate all those millennial grays

[I WAS MOLESTED IN 1996 @DiabloPacket]

You wouldn’t put three raccoons in a trenchcoat and get them a fake ID and make them vote for Kamala Harris

[I WAS MOLESTED IN 1996 @DiabloPacket]

Paid gam gam to slide on the op - the whole damn bridge club showed up

had his bedroom window looking like a winning bingo card - full of red dots

You ain’t ever met no one lethal as me before

[I WAS MOLESTED IN 1996 @DiabloPacket]

Not every foot guy
But always a foot guy

[I WAS MOLESTED IN 1996 @DiabloPacket]

Sinners showed us an Irish jig dancers dream

Having an engaged audience

[I WAS MOLESTED IN 1996 @DiabloPacket]

牵马饮水：让它喝足一天的水 教马饮水：海马

[I WAS MOLESTED IN 1996 @DiabloPacket]

If you boof estrogen you get girl faster bro I swear

[I WAS MOLESTED IN 1996 @DiabloPacket]

You’re in her dms she’s overstimulating herself by snuggling into my beard while I’m asleep

(She got mad and bit me and woke me up after)

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Don’t text me - big things going on today

[I WAS MOLESTED IN 1996 @DiabloPacket]

Just watched 30 something active duty airforce pre-board my flight home

They would want to sit on the plane longer than everyone else 🤓

[I WAS MOLESTED IN 1996 @DiabloPacket]

Just found out if you and all your friends (everyone you know) sprint in to the monkey joes at 1850 Bryant Rd #120, Lexington, Kentucky 40509 and start screaming “MONKEY TIME” tackling the employees you’ll unlock a real life achievement called “arrested”