Diablo'killa

When you've tasted excess everything else is just bland.

Smoking stones in glass homes.

[Liz Churchill @liz_churchill10]

😂😂😂

This is Comedy Gold 😂😂😂

‘Trump’s Executive Orders’

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

IT’S HAPPENING

[Diablo'killa @Diablokilla2]

@Cex Hi my names Kevin Gilman, my order number is NT1928150 I dropped an E-scooters in at your Nottingham market square branch and I would like to know how much is being offered and when will I get the payment as I was advised it would be today? I would like a response from you.

[Paula London 🇬🇧 @misspaulalondon]

@piersmorgan @c04d003021dd4f3 Fantastic news! Made my day!

[alan williams @agsw88]

@TheMobRules73 @MotherClanger @GBNEWS It's cocaine he will blame. Wednesday ish.

[Diablo'killa @Diablokilla2]

She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."

[Diablo'killa @Diablokilla2]

https://t.co/Hywj5X027Z

[Diablo'killa @Diablokilla2]

I thought we were going to the King Charles coronation @Matey30

[Diablo'killa @Diablokilla2]

More Malt Loaf than Meatl Loaf!
#Starstruck #itv #saturday #2023

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My husband keeps asking me to roleplay as a slug in the bedroom, he keeps stressing that it has to be a slug not a snail. I don't know what I'm meant to do.

[Diablo'killa @Diablokilla2]

@FightHaven Fucking Brilliant, the Man is Bad! Dumb bitch's🤣😂🤣

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

SnoopDobbyDobb

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I once sucked off a taxi driver for a lift home, but because it was an Uber I got charged anyway.

[Diablo'killa @Diablokilla2]

@adhdjesse Who gives a fuck...

[Diablo'killa @Diablokilla2]

@h_rry9 They must have been desprate...

[Calvin 🏳️‍🌈 @calaveeen]

My ex boyfriend boys and girls. Love this for me

[TvBee @TvBee]

If you're not careful when shopping online, you could end up like these people whose hilarious mistakes get posted online for all of us to enjoy! 💸😆