Occam's Beard Trimmer 🇺🇸🦅

Attention: the T**** Error has been rectified. American democracy will resume shortly.

[Barbara Comstock @BarbaraComstock]

The White Nationalist Working for the Trump Campaign in Penn:Luke Meyer, the 24 yr old reg.field dir.for West PA goes by online name Alberto Barbarossa &co-hosts podcast w/Richard Spencer,of 2017 white nationalist Unite the Right rally in CharlottesvilleVa https://t.co/KtfrqyvT7L

[Occam's Beard Trimmer 🇺🇸🦅 @DialogDonald]

@atrupar Why should we care if Trump feels depressed?

[Jon Ralston @RalstonReports]

Predictions!

https://t.co/6LUYzarArw

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

This November 5th, help Trump go bye-bye and say hello to Kamala Harris. #ByeByeTrump #HelloKamala 

Visit https://t.co/aO4KJbJEz7 and make your plan to #VoteByeBye

[VANITY FAIR @VanityFair]

It’s understandable that, with all the impeachment and extortion and coronavirus and sedition, you might have forgotten most of what happened during Trump's four years in office. Allow us to remind you.

https://t.co/Gqk7aeJRRM

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

Philly being Philly.

"F around and find out"

[Occam's Beard Trimmer 🇺🇸🦅 @DialogDonald]

@Indy_Is_Here Ex-KGB, so yes.

[DCPetterson.bsky.social @dcpetterson]

This is a classy apology. Please read.

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1/7

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

This is quite simply the best ad I've ever seen. #BlueWave2024

[Occam's Beard Trimmer 🇺🇸🦅 @DialogDonald]

@alexzfinley Sorry, what was the middle thing?

[Michael Wolff @MichaelWolffNYC]

While the Epstein tapes have received wide attention, no major news organization has addressed the evidence that the prospective next president of the United States had a close ten-year friendship with the world’s most famous sex predator—in part based around their mutual sexual interests.

[Occam's Beard Trimmer 🇺🇸🦅 @DialogDonald]

@TheTweetOfGod Not an exhaustive list.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Donald Trump is a mean, mad, cruel, sad, pompous, puny, lonely, loony, horrible, terrible, no-good, very bad, dippy, disturbed, dopey, deranged, distorted, demented, delirious, delusional, MAGAlomaniac, psychopathic, sociopathic, lead-the-whole-world-down-the-garden-pathic, egoistic, egotistic, narcisstic, solipsistic, chauvinistic, jingoistic, nihilstic, terroristic, antagonistic, opportunistic, animalistic, cannibalistic (unproven), racist, sexist, classist, ableist, isolationist, segregationist, white supremacist, homophobic, transphobic, galeophobic, bathmophobic, shameless, shameful, pitiless, pitiful, helpless, hurtful, friendless, foeful, serial defaulting, sexual assaulting, criminally addicted, thirty-four-count convicted, justice obstructor and document-hoarder and subject of court order after court order, buck-passing, bus-throwing, dog-whistling, fear-sowing, race-baiting, rage-stirring, all-hating, omni-slurring, spirit-crushing, money-hushing, secrets-blabbing, pussy-grabbing, climate-denying, Putin-complying, fast-food-scarfing, soda-snarfing, slush-fund-diverting, Epstein-frequenting, Kim Jong Un-flirting, NATO-dissenting, tchotchke-shilling self-styled Messiah, diplomacy-killing global-pariah, rebellion-provoking, complicity-cloaking, coup-stoking, bear-poking, election-losing, falsely-accusing, republic-destroying, Giuliani-employing, deceitful, deceiving, deceptive, designing, dissembling, duplicitous, dubious, devious, untrusted, untruthful, treacherous, treasonous, Roget’s-thesaurus-exhaustingly traitorous, awful, unlawful, eats-crow-by-the-jawful, vain, insane, got-rocks-in-the-brain, hypocritical, parasitical, horrible-stain-on-the-body-political, bullying, bullying, bullying, stop bullying!, self-absorbed, self-admiring, self-concerned, self-important, self-obsessed, self-conceited, self-involved, self-regarding, self-seeking, self-serving, self-defeating, self-fulfilling, apparently self-loving, actually self-loathing, abusive, befuddled, corrupting, destructive, embittered, fallacious, grotesque, horrendous, indignant, judgmental, kowtowing, lethargic, malicious, neurotic, obnoxious, pathetic, quick-tempered, resentful, sadistic, tormented, upsetting, vindictive, washed-up, xenophobic, yammering, zombified, awkwardly autocratic, fecklessly fascist, totally-not-ready-for-totalitarianism, strongman except for the strong part, Mussolini without the muscle, Needy Amin, intellectually bankrupt, spiritually bankrupt, morally bankrupt, literally bankrupt, leather-jerkined, crystal-buttoned, knot-pated, caddis-gartered, sodden-witted, elvish-marked, rumbumptious, disloyal, unworthy, discouraging, unhappy, dismissive, unpleasant, disdainful, unhealthy, disinterested, uncaring, disorganized, unfeeling, rage-tweeting, misspelling, ALL CAPS ABUSING!, flat-footed, weak-kneed, yellow-bellied, lily-livered, stony-hearted, tiny-handed, sticky-fingered, “yeti-pubed”, “toadstool-penised”, thin-skinned, cold-blooded, bone-unspurred, stiff-necked, bald-faced, slack-jawed, double-tongued, foul-mouthed, snot-nosed, shifty-eyed, beetle-browed, soft-brained, narrow-minded, where-do-you-even-begin-haired, wolfish, boorish, waspish, sheepish, apeish, piggish, sluggish, slothful, catty, fishy, squirrely, weaselly, snake, skunk, cuckoo, chicken, one-term, twice-impeached, three-far-right-Justice-appointing, four-time indicted, Fifth Amendment-cowering, six-time insolvent, G7-detested, eight-year-term-limited, 9/11-valor-stealing, Ten Commandments-exploiting, Chapter Elevened, 12-member-jury convicted, angry, broken, clueless, dreary, eerie, feeble, gutless, heartless, idle, joyless, klutzy, leery, morbid, nasty, oafish, painful, queasy, rabid, shabby, tiresome, unstable, vicious, whiny, X-rated, yapping zero.

[Occam's Beard Trimmer 🇺🇸🦅 @DialogDonald]

@ProjectLincoln @LaCivitaC @susie57 Does that felon and flight risk still have his passport??

[Rep. Don Beyer @RepDonBeyer]

This is Trump’s legacy: More than 64,000 survivors of rape became pregnant in states with extreme abortion bans with no exceptions for survivors, leaving them with little recourse to make decisions about what to do next.

Women deserve better.
https://t.co/mg7nejSpuz

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Conservatives Should Vote for Kamala Harris

https://t.co/q0lw5Ak5Zn

[John Mitnick @JohnMitnick]

I was a senior, Senate-confirmed appointee in the Trump administration. I saw it from the inside. It was a chaotic disaster. I am also a lifelong conservative, a former Republican nominee for Congress, and a former White House Counsel.

2/13

[Brian Stelter @brianstelter]

"We understand a significant portion of conservative-leaning Staten Island will disagree, some vehemently, in support of her opponent," the Advance wrote. But the editorial tells Trump fans, in effect, that he's lying to you https://t.co/zxHPCIGcO4

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

An amusing and pointed ad from @AccountableGOP, h/t @barubin.

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

It's easy to forget how insane the stuff Trump says is sometimes because there's so much of it. Thanks, Jimmy Kimmel.