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Riyl: Zippy the Pinhead

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I wish the voices in my head would tell me how to stop the spiders from crawling under my skin.

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I left this app about a month ago, and am happier for it.

Some accounts just understood this medium so well for reporting news, making jokes, exc. but it’s become bots, Grok, clickbait, and far right politics. Too bad, this app was leagues apart in social media.

So long!

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Corporate Gentrification of Catan

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End of Madmen except Don Draper comes up with that “You’re My Present This Year” Folger’s Coffee Commercial.

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I just said to “I wish I didn’t talk so much” to my gf, which didn’t seem to alleviate the problem.

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@SirSnipeyy Nouvelle Vauge - in selected theatres but will be on Netflix soon

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original as in old or original as in new

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You had me at “Hello” (but like, the 50th time you said it).

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Remember when Nintendo would have a bad idea and just bundle it up as a Pokémon game?

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The caveman who invented fire would be nowhere without the caveman who invented paper towels and the caveman who invented flammable bug spray,

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@RDRausch93 Hey man thanks I needed that

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Pretty weird coincidence me and Aaron Judge both played deep right.

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My group therapy is merging with another group therapist t and I can’t wait to start a Cold War.

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Made this joke before but I always find it funny.

First class vs coach.

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Me dabbing that one time

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Wow. I just proved that, technically, rap isn’t actually music.

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Cigarette so good I had sex after it.

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Who gets identified first? Charlie Kirk shooter or the Phillies Karen?

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I keep getting Thriftbook text messages that are like “The sale ends TODAY! The new sale won’t start until TOMORROW!”

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Now this is what I would call an unconditional release.

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Coming full circle by landing on the “Nothing is original” page on TV Tropes.