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That moment when you realize your adding a file extension costs 16GB of storage to your database every week.

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Hey @JimWatsonOttawa if you could fill the massive pot holes on carling between the parkway and Woodroffe that'd be great. #ottawa

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Elastic volume resizing EBS volumes is pretty slick. Saved me a couple of days of not rebuilding the #cassandra cluster. #AWS #Amazon

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Joining a prod-eng channel in slack makes me think data centres are just a giant game of whack a mole with HDDs.

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You're at a Korean karaoke bar at 130 in the Mornin when you're gf hands you the mic to sing I like big butts. You nail every word.#winning

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You're not allowed to throw out construction supplies in the garbage they said. So I'm going shawshank on this mother #condos

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It took me 6 years to realize the mirror on the palm pre was for selfies.
https://t.co/SgTpjLuFzJ

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Scotch cabinet problems. Well at least it isn't baby problems.

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'I need your information to sell you this gift card'. So George Orwell bought a gift card today. Apparently that was lost on her

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You sit there looking at your #hockey gloves after trying to make them not reek. 'what if I just poured febreeze in them'

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Hah, my teachers would be so proud... and to think I was recently told i shouldn't comment my code. Fucking highlight of my day right here.

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God i hate glossy screens. Well at least no one can sneak up behind me #MacBookPro

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Bx cable.... Great.. this is some fire code shit now...

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Step 3 realize that your light is going to be in the way... And apparently your bedroom lights are on the same breaker as the fridge...

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Building a closet today... Step one remove old closet... Step two realize they put the hard wall around the closet...

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Nerdy QOTD: "#raft is just #paxos for #millenials"

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Came across karabiner to rebind home/end keys in mac. Holy shit this fixes soo many of my MAC problems. #mac https://t.co/wDEeEukURX

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@Diggs2010 if you want I've got a few good drills for you to get down...

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Maximizing productivity today following the Barney Stinton method. Music All rise, no fall.

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Anyone seeing any issues with #cassandra #docker containers failing to connect for mac native client?