𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝐼𝒜𝑀𝒪𝒩𝒟 𝒜𝒰𝒯𝐻𝒪𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒴

The Diamonds, the creators of all gems and rulers of Homeworld and the neighboring colonies. (NOT ASSOCIATED WITH CN. NSFW DNI)

[𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝐼𝒜𝑀𝒪𝒩𝒟 𝒜𝒰𝒯𝐻𝒪𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒴 @DiamondAmongMen]

[THE DIAMOND AUTHORITY JOINS PARODY TWITTER]

[𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝐼𝒜𝑀𝒪𝒩𝒟 𝒜𝒰𝒯𝐻𝒪𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒴 @DiamondAmongMen]

@CinnamorollTail 🩷 - Oh no they’re lovely. Well most of the time, they can be a lot sometimes. White is frightening a lot of the time, but you don’t have to worry about them! This is my colony

[𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝐼𝒜𝑀𝒪𝒩𝒟 𝒜𝒰𝒯𝐻𝒪𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒴 @DiamondAmongMen]

@CinnamorollTail 🩷 - Oh they very much are! I believe Blue Diamond is about 61 feet tall. And she’s not even the tallest!

[𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝐼𝒜𝑀𝒪𝒩𝒟 𝒜𝒰𝒯𝐻𝒪𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒴 @DiamondAmongMen]

@CinnamorollTail •she chuckles at his face•

🩷 - You seem quite surprised

[𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝐼𝒜𝑀𝒪𝒩𝒟 𝒜𝒰𝒯𝐻𝒪𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒴 @DiamondAmongMen]

@PaleRose5750 🩷 - Thank you Pearl…

•The diamond hugs her Pearl tightly•

Thank you for being the only normal thing going on right now.

[𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝐼𝒜𝑀𝒪𝒩𝒟 𝒜𝒰𝒯𝐻𝒪𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒴 @DiamondAmongMen]

🩷 - Pearl! Is that really you?

[𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝐼𝒜𝑀𝒪𝒩𝒟 𝒜𝒰𝒯𝐻𝒪𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒴 @DiamondAmongMen]

@CinnamorollTail 🩷 - Oh yes! There are many others! Much much taller than I

[𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝐼𝒜𝑀𝒪𝒩𝒟 𝒜𝒰𝒯𝐻𝒪𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒴 @DiamondAmongMen]

@PaleRose5750 🩷 - No everything is perfect. I just wanna oversee my colony in peace. Just don’t tell the other diamonds I lost you

[𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝐼𝒜𝑀𝒪𝒩𝒟 𝒜𝒰𝒯𝐻𝒪𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒴 @DiamondAmongMen]

@PaleRose5750 🩷 - Oh Pearl finally! I’ve been looking for you everywhere since we got the colony. I’ve ran into so many new people here! As well as some other pearls who are telling me some very confusing things.

[𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝐼𝒜𝑀𝒪𝒩𝒟 𝒜𝒰𝒯𝐻𝒪𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒴 @DiamondAmongMen]

@CinnamorollTail •She lifts him up to her face•

🩷 - Oh my stars you are too adorable! You’re so small! Is this what the other diamonds feel like?

[𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝐼𝒜𝑀𝒪𝒩𝒟 𝒜𝒰𝒯𝐻𝒪𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒴 @DiamondAmongMen]

@TheSuperEgo_ 🩷 - White?

[𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝐼𝒜𝑀𝒪𝒩𝒟 𝒜𝒰𝒯𝐻𝒪𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒴 @DiamondAmongMen]

🩷 - A lot of people keep saying that! I’ve always been the smallest Diamond. It’s nice to be taller than everyone for a change

•she laughs•

Now what’s your name little one?

[Fionna Campbell @Fionna_TheHuman]

Never thought I'd meet a Diamond... Holy hell you guys really are TALL by default, huh?

[𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝐼𝒜𝑀𝒪𝒩𝒟 𝒜𝒰𝒯𝐻𝒪𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒴 @DiamondAmongMen]

🩷 - Hello human! I am so happy to meet another one of this planet’s beautiful creatures!

[Fionna Campbell @Fionna_TheHuman]

A harmless looking robot girl, Huntress's friend, and...

...
Oh my Glob.

[𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝐼𝒜𝑀𝒪𝒩𝒟 𝒜𝒰𝒯𝐻𝒪𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒴 @DiamondAmongMen]

@Dem0n0fTheF0rge 🩷 - I am a diamond. I come from the planet Homeworld

[𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝐼𝒜𝑀𝒪𝒩𝒟 𝒜𝒰𝒯𝐻𝒪𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒴 @DiamondAmongMen]

🩷 - I’m so excited to experience this new colony! I wonder who I’ll meet

[𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝐼𝒜𝑀𝒪𝒩𝒟 𝒜𝒰𝒯𝐻𝒪𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒴 @DiamondAmongMen]

•The diamond wanders downstairs, curious as to what the flickering could be•

[Clark (Insert junk here so I know if ur a dm bot) @ClrkOtto_Empire]

--there's no response...--

[𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝐼𝒜𝑀𝒪𝒩𝒟 𝒜𝒰𝒯𝐻𝒪𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒴 @DiamondAmongMen]

🩷 - Hmm what could that be…

Hello! Is anyone here? I don’t mean to intrude I was just simply curious

[Clark (Insert junk here so I know if ur a dm bot) @ClrkOtto_Empire]

--there sure is a lot of furniture here! though... there IS this odd flickering coming from downstairs. probably nothing! :D --

[𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝐼𝒜𝑀𝒪𝒩𝒟 𝒜𝒰𝒯𝐻𝒪𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒴 @DiamondAmongMen]

🩷 - Oh wow! What a wonderful looking place

[Clark (Insert junk here so I know if ur a dm bot) @ClrkOtto_Empire]

--pink diamond right now...--

--there's a lot of furniture in here... whoever runs this place probably wouldn't mind you snooping around! it's not very responsible of them to leave the place unmanaged though...--

[. @TRANSRPSUPPORT]

⠀
RT IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A SAFE SPACE FOR TRANS PEOPLE ♡

[𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝐼𝒜𝑀𝒪𝒩𝒟 𝒜𝒰𝒯𝐻𝒪𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒴 @DiamondAmongMen]

•She walked up to the door and pushed, shattering the glass doors•

🩷 - Oh my! That is not a strong door

[Clark (Insert junk here so I know if ur a dm bot) @ClrkOtto_Empire]

--maybe... try poking it first? ugh this would be easier if your pearl was with you right now--

[𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝐼𝒜𝑀𝒪𝒩𝒟 𝒜𝒰𝒯𝐻𝒪𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒴 @DiamondAmongMen]

•The Diamond walked up to the door, confused•

🩷 - Alright um… how do I do this?

[Clark (Insert junk here so I know if ur a dm bot) @ClrkOtto_Empire]

--alright now how do these doors work... are they voice activated or...? maybe you touch them!--

//I low-key imagine this is the first time she's interacted with humans doors.

[𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝐼𝒜𝑀𝒪𝒩𝒟 𝒜𝒰𝒯𝐻𝒪𝑅𝐼𝒯𝒴 @DiamondAmongMen]

@ClrkOtto_Empire

🩷 - Hi! I’m exploring earth and found this store that is merely selling stuff to decorate homes