Isabella Garcia

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[Isabella Garcia @DiamondFlawless]

Not me at this Phillies game with the opposing teams colors on… 🤣🤣🤣

[Isabella Garcia @DiamondFlawless]

My cousin walked in church this morning with an ice man shirt on I was like “God is not pleased!!!”

[Isabella Garcia @DiamondFlawless]

I do not feel like being in the office on today!! Got this wig on my head like a fascinator… idc idc idccccc

[Isabella Garcia @DiamondFlawless]

Happy Sunday🤗

[Isabella Garcia @DiamondFlawless]

Anyways…

[Isabella Garcia @DiamondFlawless]

I don’t like anybody & that can’t be normal?

[Isabella Garcia @DiamondFlawless]

What’s that saying? It’s not you it’s me? It’s most definitely, 1000% of the time me.

[Isabella Garcia @DiamondFlawless]

@TopherPatt Overlooking the obvious here. But wait… That food is directly in that machine with no wrapper???? My God today😳

[Isabella Garcia @DiamondFlawless]

New UFO footages dropping todayyyyy

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Gas almost cinco de fucking dollars..

[Isabella Garcia @DiamondFlawless]

I’m disgusted.

[Isabella Garcia @DiamondFlawless]

One had on KITTEN heels today & said they were a struggle to walk in…

[Isabella Garcia @DiamondFlawless]

Two of my coworkers, both under 25yo just told me they can’t walk in heels.

[Isabella Garcia @DiamondFlawless]

Like, let me take my jacket off first..

[Isabella Garcia @DiamondFlawless]

Work is already real worky and I don’t like it.

[Isabella Garcia @DiamondFlawless]

And she should’ve fought his little sister.

[Isabella Garcia @DiamondFlawless]

Watching Thin Line Between Love & Hate at this big adult age, and you know what?Brandy should’ve shot Darnell real bad, stabbed Mia, shot Tee a few times and shot his Mama house up.

[Isabella Garcia @DiamondFlawless]

Where is that lady Mama at??? Where is Mama Guthrie!?

[Isabella Garcia @DiamondFlawless]

The comments and quotes on that are crazy lol! How are you mad that a person doesn’t want to have children?

[Isabella Garcia @DiamondFlawless]

Yes! This is it. It ain’t for everybody,

[Dubs⛧ @onlydubsX]

Seth Rogen says the best decision he’s made is not having children, adding it’s a big reason for his success and that it lets him do things most parents can’t, saying he’s been around plenty of kids and knows it’s not for him 🤔👀

"This world doesn't need more children."