Why Do I Need One?

[Why Do I Need One? @DiamondHongkar]

DO NOT expect a "Bless You" after your 3rd sneeze. Get that shit under control..

[Why Do I Need One? @DiamondHongkar]

Hoes be twerking for NO REASON , *school bell goes off* oh Damn , schools done . *starts twerking* .

[Why Do I Need One? @DiamondHongkar]

#WhenIHadMyspace I had no life

[Why Do I Need One? @DiamondHongkar]

Twitter Taught me how to use ">" and "<" better than math did.

[Why Do I Need One? @DiamondHongkar]

I wonder if the clothes in China reads "made around the corner " or some shit.

[Why Do I Need One? @DiamondHongkar]

Its been 18 years already, and im still pissed off that mufasa died. Fuck you scar!!

[Why Do I Need One? @DiamondHongkar]

You hate me but you dont know me..? Yup, #SheRatchet

[Why Do I Need One? @DiamondHongkar]

#TheWorstFeelingIs Doing bad on a test that you actually studied for..

[Why Do I Need One? @DiamondHongkar]

Ghost hunters: "Can you communicate with us?" *Door creeks* Ghost hunters: "Oh so your name is William?"

[Why Do I Need One? @DiamondHongkar]

Girlfriend bio: I love my baby, follow him. Boyfriend bio: fuck bitches get money. *scratches head* you sure thats your boyfriend?

[Why Do I Need One? @DiamondHongkar]

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind you.

[Why Do I Need One? @DiamondHongkar]

How you BROKE but you always got money for weed ???

[Why Do I Need One? @DiamondHongkar]

I hate when people text me hours later, trying to continue the conversation. Bitch, the feeling is gone.

[Why Do I Need One? @DiamondHongkar]

#YouKnowYoureBrokeWhen you twerk for McDonald's coupons.

[Why Do I Need One? @DiamondHongkar]

#IHopeSomeday that these hoes just find their own relationship instead of ruining others

[Why Do I Need One? @DiamondHongkar]

#ThreeWordsOfAdvice Trust No One.

[Why Do I Need One? @DiamondHongkar]

Why be in a relationship if you still have a single person's mentality?

[Why Do I Need One? @DiamondHongkar]

Your girl is rated 'R' for Rachet

[Why Do I Need One? @DiamondHongkar]

#50factsaboutme I'm a freak, not a hoe.

[Why Do I Need One? @DiamondHongkar]

Teachers act fake af when the principal comes in the classroom.