Diamond Jordan

Happily married & living young in sunny California. ✌

[Diamond Jordan @DiamondJordann]

It really shouldn't be this hard. #FuckingFuck

[Diamond Jordan @DiamondJordann]

Never had a countdown to leave Hawaii but I sure as hell do! 24 more hours & I'll be back home with my pup & kitten! 😍😁☺️🙌🏽🌴☀️

[Diamond Jordan @DiamondJordann]

Your driving makes me want to puke. Like seriously, Give back your license to the state & do us all a favor. #ImGoingToPukeAllOverYourSeat

[Diamond Jordan @DiamondJordann]

Probably the only person who doesn't want to go on an all paid expenses vacation to Hawaii because I'll miss my dog too much. 😓 #DogMomProbs

[Diamond Jordan @DiamondJordann]

What a waste of my fucking time.

[Diamond Jordan @DiamondJordann]

I.NEED.SLEEP. . . . & Pizza.

[Diamond Jordan @DiamondJordann]

Can I just not do this today?

[Diamond Jordan @DiamondJordann]

Can we just start life now?

[Diamond Jordan @DiamondJordann]

Take me home to my fur babies. Momma's done trying to hold it all together. 👋🏿

[Diamond Jordan @DiamondJordann]

I really just can't win. 😔

[Diamond Jordan @DiamondJordann]

I can hear a glass of milk and a bag of #Oreos calling my name 😳👌🏼

[Diamond Jordan @DiamondJordann]

Best friends ♥️🐾😂 https://t.co/hZj6yulJZq

[moody @buzkilI]

thinkin too much... got me drinkin too much

[Diamond Jordan @DiamondJordann]

“@GirlfriendNotes: If you really love someone, even if there's a million reasons to leave, you would still look for the one reason to stay.”

[Diamond Jordan @DiamondJordann]

“@StealHisHeart: I promise to stay, if you promise to never leave.” @7_Evert_0

[Diamond Jordan @DiamondJordann]

Snuggled in tight with two out of my three boys. Gotta love nights like these. ♥️♥️♥️

[Diamond Jordan @DiamondJordann]

Fuck. I'm exhausted. I need my bed😞

[Diamond Jordan @DiamondJordann]

Saturday evening #Cops marathon 👍