Diamond Lou ®

One in ten people live next to a pedophile, not me, I just live next to two hot nine year olds.
- Jerry Sandusky

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Seriously contemplating remarrying my ex wife, but I'm pretty sure she'll figure out that I'm just after my money.

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@TheDemocrats @StephenM Way to keep it classy!

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Good Jerome Powell. Much like Fauci you have screwed our country long enough. You are a true partisan hack.

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Instead of taxing the rich, maybe they should tax those committing fraud...

...there appears to be a lot more money there anyway.

[Diamond Lou ® @DiamondLou69]

I thought Rand Paul was in our drivers room at work, but it must be some other gaylord.

@Shanemgillis

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I'll bet that the liberals are upset that it's called the "Straight" of Hormuz and not the MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ of Hormuz.

[Diamond Lou ® @DiamondLou69]

Kamala Harris is going to run again for the Presidency in 2028...

.... because much like Kunta Kinte she hasn't quite been whipped enough yet.

[Diamond Lou ® @DiamondLou69]

I still can't believe that Christy Noem married a democrat.

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Most Midgets, Fags and Retards aren't offended when I use those words so you shouldn't be either.

[Diamond Lou ® @DiamondLou69]

@SenFettermanPA Looking good tonight sir!

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Bad Bunny just followed me on Instagram!

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@MikeBales I've only got one thing to say...

...Yea-E-Yea-hah!

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Her nickname is Kohler Walk In Bath because she too has an extra wide opening.

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Katie Wilson, proof that you don't have to be good looking to get voted into office.

[Diamond Lou ® @DiamondLou69]

Jets passing today:
21-32, 244 yards, 1 Nick Mangold

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I've got diarrhea so bad my butt feels like I'm in prison.

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All I can say is if my jeep still smells like farts next Friday that was some good putine!

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@JDVanceNewsX A(bsolutely)!

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@RealJamesWoods No circle backs? Whaaaa????