Diane Keys

Pusher of joy & amusement, comedy writer

[cleverclassic @cleverclassic1]

Sometimes it’s fun to do things ourselves. However, just because an idea is creative doesn’t mean it’s actually good 🤣 🤯

[Diane Keys @DianeKeys11]

@ZubyMusic Tied ribbons around trees, donated to Jerry Lewis Telethons, conserved water or fuel based on manufactured shortages, keychains, coffee cups, wore shoes shirts and seat belts

[Brother Berg @extracapsa]

The comedian President of Ukraine was born 303 months after Putin and he took office 3 years 30 weeks after the premiere of his TV series (where he plays a man unexpectedly elected President of Ukraine) and 33 months 3 days before the eve of Russia's invasion.

[Ⓥ NAP Paul Ⓐ @PaulTheMartian]

@Wildebeestguy “I foresee a time when we shall have the means and therefore, inevitably, the temptation to manipulate the behavior and intellectual functioning of all the people through environmental and biochemical manipulation of the brain.”

Zbigniew Brzezinski, Between Two Ages (1970)

[Pat Sajak @patsajak]

One thing you notice when you put Twitter aside for a while and spend your time in real life, is that those things you thought everyone was talking about almost no one is talking about.

[Pat Sajak @patsajak]

Not to be morbid, but I just designed my tombstone. It’ll read: R _ P. I’d like to buy a vowel.

[Diane Keys @DianeKeys11]

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[Neil Gordon @lmnop52549953]

"Because of the state of emergency imposed on the freedom truckers, Canadian geese can no longer honk!"

[Neil Gordon @lmnop52549953]

You cannot be blessed until you bless others, every day is BLESSING!!!!!

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@bobfromLJ @Chuck_zw Amen America 🇺🇸

[Diane Keys @DianeKeys11]

@lmnop52549953 Hilarious

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@lmnop52549953 @YouTube Stunning! Love you Bro!

[Diane Keys @DianeKeys11]

@lmnop52549953 @YouTube So cute!