Diane Onyango

[Diane Onyango @DianeOnyango]

@MugaThaFred @CarolRadull Oh it's been happening. I was in an accident caused by Easy Coach in August. They're probably just not making headlines yet.

[Diane Onyango @DianeOnyango]

@gabrieloguda Lying with this kind of conviction has got to be a disorder.

[Diane Onyango @DianeOnyango]

@gabrieloguda If this is the calibre of leaders we have, the whole lot of them, we're in serious trouble🤦‍♀️

[Diane Onyango @DianeOnyango]

@RonaldOkoth__ Amejaribu🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Diane Onyango @DianeOnyango]

@AmbokoJH @NationAfrica From the eligibility criteria, one can contribute throughout their time in employment but never be eligible. They can't opt out either🤦‍♀️Hii si communism? This government will be the death of the Kenyan employee.

[Diane Onyango @DianeOnyango]

@gathara The shoe most certainly ends up on the other foot. No injustice should ever be celebrated, even meted out to your worst enemy.

[Diane Onyango @DianeOnyango]

@NAssemblyKE you requested feedback on the Finance Bill 2023 but messages can't be delivered to the email address provided. Would you share an alternative email address?

[Diane Onyango @DianeOnyango]

@AmbokoJH All I read is tax, tax & more tax. This government is a joke, not the funny kind.

[Diane Onyango @DianeOnyango]

@samcaloch @AmbokoJH Quite the detailed account! And a display of audacity on steroids. Methinks we'll soon lose the ability to be shocked as Kenyans.

[Diane Onyango @DianeOnyango]

@shobanes @hildahrabut Staaaappp🤣🤣🤣

[Diane Onyango @DianeOnyango]

@stimasacco Your statement is insincere & even less reassuring. No financial institution of your magnitude would have a system outage of all systems for 2 months. You can't claim a transition when you have no working system. Transition to what? A disappointed but equally prepared customer.

[Diane Onyango @DianeOnyango]

@kenyanguy_ @SASRA_ke The email address is [email protected]

[Diane Onyango @DianeOnyango]

@essiewaweru @stimasacco Today was the day to redeem their reputation. Everything they do from now on is too little, too late. Ni kutoka polepole.

[Diane Onyango @DianeOnyango]

@stimasacco @Titus_kilonzo @MKAbrayan Intermittent means occurring irregularly or at intervals. Your systems have been out for days on end, longer than we care to count now. Can someone at the Sacco come out with the true state of the situation?Acha mlipe dividends tu hivi, tutajipanga.

[Diane Onyango @DianeOnyango]

@stimasacco It's an insult to call this experience 'teething problems'. Would you also refrain from sending your customers messages of default until you resolve your mess?

[Diane Onyango @DianeOnyango]

@stimasacco It's not working either. Mpesa sends back a message that the receiving organization is unavailable. If all your systems are down, should we show up in person to make payments or sit tight?The partner you chose to set this up failed terribly.All systems can't be out for days.

[Diane Onyango @DianeOnyango]

@dklaston Inchcape are special. Their quotations leave you smiling sheepishly or talking to yourself😄

[Diane Onyango @DianeOnyango]

@wanjiru_njenga Perhaps world-class is now relative?😅

[Julians Amboko @AmbokoJH]

The Absa Africa Financial Markets Index deep dive underway. Notable green shoots despite the COVID19 downturn:
1. Ethiopia is on its way to launch a securities exchange
2. Tanzania launched a new 25 year Treasury bond
3. Kenya's corporate bond market is bouncing back

#AFMI2021