Diane Rudd

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

[Diane Rudd @DianeRudd0]

"Me: *Gets to school on time, does all my homework, follows the rules, rarely goes out* Parents: You're fucking out of control"

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Sexist Selfies
http://t.co/Y1Xweey4xR

[Diane Rudd @DianeRudd0]

if we havent talked in forever i am very sorry i thought i was annoying you

[Diane Rudd @DianeRudd0]

"if i had a dollar for every time i had no idea what was going on, i'd be asking people why they were giving me dollars"

[Diane Rudd @DianeRudd0]

when did i get this fat

[Diane Rudd @DianeRudd0]

sometimes i really want to explore abandoned places but then i remember that i sprint out of rooms after i turn the lights off

[Diane Rudd @DianeRudd0]

being the unattractive friend is not easy i don't think we get enough credit

[Diane Rudd @DianeRudd0]

How to play flappy bird: 1. Tap 2. Lose 200 times in a row 3. Yell 4. Throw phone across room 5. Cry

[Diane Rudd @DianeRudd0]

you may have a hot body but i have a hot bucket of fried chicken so whos the real winner here

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Relationships These Days
http://t.co/9KYIjQ9IRB

[Diane Rudd @DianeRudd0]

"I hate watching shows once a week, I'm more of a season a day kind of person."

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

This Is Why We Love Latinas
http://t.co/Tsw8AwuUg3

[Diane Rudd @DianeRudd0]

finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing

[Jason @FunnyLikez]

Pictures That Will Make You Go 'Oh SH*T'!
http://t.co/F8fUGRAxoZ

[Diane Rudd @DianeRudd0]

"there's a difference between ""lazy"" and ""i don't want to do that shit"""

[Diane Rudd @DianeRudd0]

"I have to sleep with a blanket, no matter how hot my room is"

[Diane Rudd @DianeRudd0]

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

[Diane Rudd @DianeRudd0]

ok but consider this -who cares

[Diane Rudd @DianeRudd0]

im 99.9% sure im the ugly friend

[Diane Rudd @DianeRudd0]

why are boobs and butts so enticing they are literally sacks of fat