Curtis Rogers

[Curtis Rogers @DiaperSide]

@BNSFRailway I know Kenesaw Nebraska is just a little town but your train is sitting on a track that splits this town in two for the last hour. We have no way of getting home even though we can see it from here

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@RealPatrickMcL @SadOleMissSimp Your cousin got what he deserved

[Curtis Rogers @DiaperSide]

@angie_anson Imagine getting big mad because your favorite restaurant said that everybody is welcome at their table and at the same time thinking you are a Christian.

[Curtis Rogers @DiaperSide]

@FedExHelp Thanks! The shipment showed up on the schedule day (June 8) even though I had a notice from FEDEX that said it was delayed until the 13th. Happy ending!!! Your phone tree is still horrible.

[Curtis Rogers @DiaperSide]

@FedExHelp Your customer service is awful. I ordered business items on May 32 and paid extra for expedited shipping. Instead of June 8 my package might be here June 13. It has been in Olive Branch MS since the 5th and your phone line won’t let me talk to anybody. #USPSisbetter

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I got a Pit Boss smoker as an early Father’s Day present. Last week it was ribs. Today my first try at smoked chicken. Hopefully it tastes as good as it looks!

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@Lowes Went into the Fairbanks store to buy water filters today. The cashier asked if I was military. I produced my retired ID and she refused the discount because I wasn’t listed as military in MyLowes. This ID card is good enough for my country it should be good enough for you

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@AlaskaAir I am in an Alaska Airlines flight seated in an exit row. In front of me also seated in an exit row are an elderly couple who needed assistance boarding. They couldn’t get into their seats in their own seats but they are in the exit row. How does this make sense?

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@AlaskaAir Yes. We got double speak about overselling a flight. I bought a ticket expecting an open middle@seat and they move my sons into my row and took their window aisle seats

[Curtis Rogers @DiaperSide]

@AlaskaAir Crap move on your part. Flt 29 out of Orlando. We ought aisle and window seats for our family. While loading you ‘re-seated’ our kids into middle seats and gave the window and aisle seats away. We want what we chose.

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@BigDipUngar @RepKinzinger Every question in Georgia has been answered many times. Trump doesn’t want to hear it. No question remains. The systems has worked.

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@ButterscotchRd @VanillaBay @TomiLahren Wipe off your Kool-Ade mustache

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@realDonaldTrump They found them in the ballot box with the rest of the votes.

[Adam Kinzinger @RepKinzinger]

I asked a good veteran (and fellow GOP) friend what he thought of all this talk of military in the elections. He said it best: “Tell your friends we DO NOT HURT those we swore to protect.” Amen brother. Don’t let fear and mistrust infect you.

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@Buckeyes Nebraska and Scott Frost bought the bus, gassed it up and gave Ohio State the keys.

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@DesmondHoward So when will we see your apology to Scott Frost, Bill Moos and the University of Nebraska?

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@NBCSGiants @PavlovicNBCS I find it interesting that he says he is a Christian but won’t acknowledge that black lives matter. I wonder where he got his information. Oh wait . . . Never mind . . . That hat

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@campx022 @WillieHazebotch @RTSalisbury @NBCSGiants @PavlovicNBCS You mean they are placed under a microscope the way Colin Kaepernick was placed under a microscope?

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@DavidZodda Thanks Doc

[David Zodda, MD @DavidZodda]

I intubated my colleague today, a young, healthy ER doc like me. This is what I learned...